u/Macaroniindisguise
’Ol girl holding down a job!!! Omg i just love her!!’
i am the dog with job to do -
in water dive for rock rescue!
i find them lying in the lake
(is calculated risk i take...)
on bottom, where they lie asleep
i gotta stick my snoot in deep
then with my mouth i hoist them up -
success!
i am a Rockin' pup :@)
1
u/93arkhanov93
now i lay me down to sleep
this teddy bear i gonna keep
discarded out here, all alone
he just like me - we on our own
but what a frenship we two form!
each night we keep each other warm
don't need no fancy doggie bed
i love to sleep
on friend
instead
2
u/v78
i am the kit, n in my dreams
a flyinghero!me, it seems
don't need no fancy cape to wear
propelled by Meowgic - i get there!
the bad guys cower when i come -
'it's Super Cat - where'd he come from ?!'
is True: am here to save the day -
Truth n Justice - Ameowican Way!
3
u/Camjilla
’The streaks fading off the face really convey the loss of memories to me. This is really a powerful piece. Is the person in the painting someone your mom knows?’
i see the painted face, somewhat familiar - could it be
someone i used to know . . . or maybe not - a memory ?
but as i gaze into the eyes, a fleeting glimpse i see
a future face of Anyone -
it could be you or me
for when we start to slip away, how do we ever know
what used to be, or is, or was, or where we ought to go ?
we will not have an option - not a future we would choose
cherish what you have,
because
you won't know what
you'll lose
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u/icant-chooseone
’Dogzilla?’
am BIGGEST fren - the chicks i see
'hey, guys - you wanna play with me?!'
don't mind the kit - she walks away
(she acts aloof . . . but She's ok ;)
DOGZILLA - what?!
you Scared of me?!!
well, things not Always what you see
so let's be frens - i'm BIG, it's true
i gots 4 legs n you got 2
but give me chance, if you don mind -
am Pup - no better fren you'll find!
5
’As pupper grows, he become like a teenager who hates it when his parents force him to do a photo op.’
i am the pup, so very smol
i love my fren the Best of all!
oh looka me - he loves me too
Oh, YES! i be in Pic with you!!
i am the teen - gimme a break
how many pics you gonna take?!
no body cares or wants to see
Why you So Much EMBARRASS me ??!
i am the dog, am growing old
i Love it when in arms, you hold
remember me, when this you see
the memories of you n me
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u/lunastark
’“You’ll do” - Thora, probably’
....so where is he?
i bet you know
n you not gonna tell me, so
i guess tonight it's me n you
i guess, tonight,
then
you will do
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u/reva_r
’I love how funny they find it. It makes this video so wholesome.’
i am the dog - on couch i lie
up on the back, out window spy
my humans sit n watch tv
our Life is Good - in love, we three
the momma laugh, the dad he munch
when suddenly - familiar crunch
n then i hear my favorite snack:
. . . Popcorn!
i launch my Cute attack !
:@)
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u/DemetriMartin
i am the dog
am Bite the wet
all MINE! NO SHARE!!
No, NO! NOT YET
then older boy
he do a fool -
he try a SNEAK
from in the pool!!
the Hose is MINE -
it keep me CALM!!
NO, NO! NO SHARE!
I'M TELLING MOM!!!
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u/to_the_tenth_power
’That is a good boy.’
i am the dog -
'the goodest boy'
am do the things
that i enjoy
i love to keep
my house so neat -
when i come in
i wipe my feet
dont need no shoes
on paws to wear
but Always i
take special care
don't wanna drag
things in (like cat) -
when i come in
i use the mat
am wiping off
the dirty parts . . .
i leave My paw prints
on your heart
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u/kris10amanda
look into my puppy eyes - new friend, you need to know
i just want you to realize the GRATEFUL that they show!
since yesterday, my life has changed - you made my dreams come true!
so, sorry if i'm acting strange -
it's all because of You!
i dont wanna leave your side, it kinda makes me cry
my puppy eyes get big n wide, n then i hafta try
to find you! hey, where did you go?! don leave me here, my friend!
i love you, n i hope you know -
don't want this dream to end
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u/GGQT3
am elephant, who's been set free
i celebrate - so full of GLEE !
in darkness, peaceful - life content
relieved from awful years i spent
now as my cares are washed away
is in the wet i wanna stay!
so HAPPY now, n full of spunk
i do the zoomies
with my trunk!
12
u/MayaTheCat
i'm Ruby the dog - your friend wanted me so
convincing you, partner - another thing, tho...
but each day that passes, you soon realize
the love that you see here, in my puppy eyes
i'll worship the ground that you walk on, n more
together a family - forever adore!
cuz no one's more loyal, my friend - you'll learn that
i'm Dog - n i'm 'different'
than 'Maya the Cat'
;)
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u/dolte
’[The brave kitty and the Gentle Giant](https://i.imgur.com/eJfMj5Q.png)’
am tinykit,sovery brave
the doggo tells me to behave
he gentle giant, high above
i touch the paw with kitty love
then gentle doggo - he look down
am scare i gonna see a frown...
but adoration he impart
'i love you, kit
with all my heart'!
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u/DianeNielsen
’This is Smiley*.....’
it's cold outside, i feel it - how i used to love the snow
you'd make a path, i'd follow you - around the yard we'd go
i may not find the path as easy as i used to do,
i never will stop trying, if i know it leads to you!
now i feel the warmth where something else has tread before
it's harder as i'm older, but i've never loved you more . . .
altho it's always dark now, there's a light inside my heart
that guides me home to you!
you made me Smiley,
from the start
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u/Rumbuck_274
’# He looks very sad, I am sure You will make him happy.’
the only thing alittle broken was my lonely heart
but now, friend, that for me you've spoken - you're the 'missing part'
i may not even know it yet - together we'll be whole
in time, i never will forget
the way you healed my soul
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u/dickfromaccounting
u/Bloodymickey: My heart melted. A million thanks to this woman...
dear friend you'll never know how long i waited here for you
a million thanks - forever - now you've made my dreams come true!
the feelings that you're giving me are none i've ever felt
if i ever had a heart before
i think you made it melt
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u/dobbyisafreepup
’This does make me smile’
if i could only play again, like i did as a child
i'd try a few things more, n then i'd run a little wild...
maybe on a higher swing, if only for awhile
i'd take a chance on Anything, n it would make me smile!
life's a roller coaster ride - a lot of ups n downs
it sometimes hurts so bad inside, when smiles turn into frowns
go find your fun, n Do it, friend! cuz life's a slippery slope
so don't let your adventures end -
don't Ever give up hope!
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u/jbr0ad
when is morn n i awake
a little bit of time i take
am wonder what my life is for -
should i be doing something more ?
n at the ceiling as i gaze
am contemplate my many days
of all the dogs, in All the worl -
am I truly the
GOODEST GIRL ?!
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u/mayaxs
’The amount of trust and love they have between them just melts my heart!’
i love you, friend, so very much
please Never end your golden touch!
my world is dark, but when you're near
you light a spark - i have no fear
you are my light n i have found
that love shines bright when you're around
forevermore - please realize
you are my life
my love -
my eyes!
edit:golden
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u/SuitingUncle620
you said that i could pick a toy,
or maybe choose a bone
because i been the Goodest Boy -
it was my choice alone
but after looking thru the bin
of everything they had
i kinda like this Bed i'm in
please momma -
don't be mad ;)
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u/deadsesh59
’It's been roughly 3 years since my Pup Caesar has passed, and he was the greatest Boy ever. I've spent the last hour just scrolling through old pictures of him and this one always makes me smile and brings a tear to my eye. Was playing full speed quite literally til his last day, and I just wanted to show Reddit what a sweet dog he was, and I hope he's as happy as he was in this world as he is wherever he may be now. Honestly the posts from user u/schnoodledoodledo had me extra sentimental this morning. Thank you for all the poems I get to read because of you. You make the world a more pleasant place.’
remember me n smile, my friend
i kept on going til the end!
my life with you was never slow -
so quickly all the years did go!
'the Greatest Boy there ever was' -
all credit goes to You, because
i couldn't've dreamt for Any more -
you made my life worth living for!
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u/loveinastrangeplace
not easy what life hands you sometimes - quitting jobs n such
you human friends have break downs, when you're sad n life's too much
whatever path you're on now, friend, i hope it's more easy
but the best part is - this path you chose has led you here to me
together we'll go on from here, n i'll be by your side
there always will be ups n downs, cuz life's a rocky ride
at least we have each other now - you rescued me, it's true
i only hope,
a little bit,
that I can rescue you
23
u/WLDKRT
as i'm laying on the ground
the Huff n Puff i do...
but i ain't gonna 'blow you down' -
i patty cake with you!
a howling good time as we play -
the 'Big Bad Wolf's a myth!
my paws are BIG - here's why, i'll say:
'the better to patty-cake with !
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u/swmill08
when is need to go outside
i canno open door (i've tried...)
i hafta find a hooman fren
n lead them to the door again
i throw my head - 'this way, that's right!'
i need to ask them day n night
perhaps to pee, perhaps to play
they let me out! awhile i stay
n then my dog dance starts again -
i hafta ask to come back in !
25
u/NoahBM
’like guiding him toward safety . . . big bro got their backs’
we baby chicks - a shelter need
n after we are done with feed
a place i spy! am biggest bro
i show the rest the way to go
'a little cave! a human hand -
let's get inside! they understand...
let's snuggle here - it's safe to nest'
we love this human friend the best!
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’It feels like animals can truly see your souls when nobody else can’
i saw you - you were lonely, didn't know why you were here
well i was lonely, too, but wouldn't let nobody near
i am the cat - i see much more than other creatures do
i saw your soul - you needed me
n friend, i need you, too
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u/Joec1211
a rescue dog - i did PROTEC
the GOODEST GIRL, n brave as HECK!
i saved the frens for nine long years
so famous me! Much happy tears
n now is time to rest, REFLEC -
i've earned my hooman frens RESPEC
a 'Hero without cape', you see
am DOG
that's All I wanna be ;)
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u/snickerhead420
when is morn n time to rise
i'll wipe the sleep out of your eyes
no need for clock alarm so shrill,
i'm Cat - n wake you up, i will!
you're up - you're good, you heard the ring
but sister sleeps thru Everything!
that's where the need for me is strong
with gentle paws,
here i belong
n when she wakes, she'll find me here
goodmorning, friend! i love you, dear!
n as you face a brand new day
i'm in your heart
n here to stay
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u/Prw7
’Yeah I love that little boy. He thinks he's a dog and follow you everywhere.’
i have a turtle friend - the Best!
he really likes to be caressed
no matter if he moves real slow -
a different pet, but he's my bro
not fluffy like a dog or cat
but doesn't seem to matter, that
'he is beauty, he is grace' -
slow n steady wins the race ;)
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u/B45M5N
’I think you'll find this puppy is in fact taking a shower*....’
i am the pup here in the tub
i donno need no 'rub-a-dub'
i stick my head under the stream
to take a shower is my dream!
don't like it if the tub's too full -
if it gets deep the drain i'll pull
is under faucet i will stay :)
the shower wash my cares away!
edit:quote from u/oliverwinton
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u/radler470
’Its such a simple moment but probably means the world to him...* u/kungpaokao’
simple moments are the best,
they truly put your heart at rest
i am the dog who canno see,
but this here means the world to me
my human calls me 'goodest boy'
he knows what truly brings me joy!
so as the smell of b b q
a summer's eve, comes wafting thru
i do not need to hear a sound,
but i know when there's food around
by open door, i peaceful lay
the ending to a perfect day
ar0mas sweet! so grand to sav0r
i can almost t@ste the flav0r
my nose absorbs the smells above
n in my heart
i feel
the love
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u/MyNameGifOreilly
’Trot trot trot..plop....blooorph!* u/cornflakewarrior ^;)’
i am the dog
am do the trot -
how many balls
you think i got ?!
i reach my spot
n do a plop
n then the balls
begin to drop
my mouth - in strangest
shape it morph
i drop the balls
n do the blooorph
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u/WildBodhi
i didno mean to run away
i wandered off - was i a stray?!
the deck was nice, so was the friend
but that is where my 'wander' end
the vet a little scary sight
but this new fren - they did things right!
i Promise never more to roam
i learned is true -
no place like Home!
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u/mac_is_crack
’There’s two kinds of shoppers*.... u/iampepperman’
there's two kinds of shoppers, there's Marley n me
i know what i like, n i like what i see!
i'm Bob, n we shopping for toys - lookie look
(not choosy - i take the first one off the hook)
but Marley selective - she take time to pick
she wants to see All, canno choose one too quick
no matter to me - whatEver is fine
cuz when we get home, i'll take hers / she'll take mine ;@)
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u/Quickpick
the one thing i do best of all
is wait for friend to throw the ball!
no drooling stare or butt with nose,
i stand n do my beauty pose
no dopey zooms or panting face
for i have beauty, i have grace
much elegance, majestically -
'Please, friend - throw the ball for me!'
36
u/ultimate-meme-thief
’This looks like the bus ride at the beginning of every prison movie....’
i am the dog - one sorry pup
am off to jail, my time is up!
am INNOCENT of crime accused
someone mistaken me - confused!
am nervous, next to Bubba here
(n this guy sitting waaay too near...)
but he's the one, i have no doubt
i'll need to help me
tunnel out . . . . .
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u/TheXerebro
twinkle, twinkle little fren
shine your light on me again!
as you resting on my nose
on n off the flashing goes
how i love you quiet, bright
0h - you moved ?! did meafright...
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u/Innerbooty
’Love wise, she hasn’t changed. She follows me into every room, still falls asleep on my chest and continues to look at me like this. My reason. Size wise, she’s barely grown, she’s a runt rag dolll so she’s forever a teeny’
for giving me a chance when no one else could see my worth,
for treating me the first time like i'm something, since my birth,
for giving all you had when you had nothing more to spend,
i owe my life to you,
n with my love
i thank you,
friend
39
u/LeucisticPython
’But trying so hard to stay awake!’
when is time for nap to take
i try so hard to stay awake
but as am sitting next to mom
am get so tired, nice n calm
for i am such a tiny pup
no longer can my legs hold up
n as i lay me down to sleep
my mom
my heart
will always keep
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u/LeucisticPython
i am the dog - am do PROTEC
i love these baby kits like heck
on them am told to keep an eye -
n so i do my best! i try
to let no kitten out of sight
n so, i stare, with all my might
have much responsibility
am count the kittens: 1 2 3 . . .
41
u/xOscarO
we cats content at end of day
to listen as the music play
the father on guitar he strum
the tune from in his heart it come
he once thought he no want us here
but no denying - now is clear
for we are cats - he understands
that We, are now,
his Biggest fans
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u/Andybaby1
’Taken literally milliseconds before he fired right across the room. He's been trying to find it for 5 minutes now.’
i am the cat - am s t r e t c h i n g band -
across the room it gonna land!
so carefully, am taking aim
a new feline has entered game
with agile paws n careful eye
i launch the band n watch it fly!
now, to retrieve successful fling -
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . i canno find the heckin thing
43
am cammo cat - in wait i lie
to scare a fren as they pass by
so quietly, am hold so still
will STARTLE her against her will!
approaching now - a look - a SCARE
aHA! you didno see me there!!
i Fooled you! hidden in the grass!!
but she says 'no...
you just an @ss...'
44
u/leolacakes
OMG, fren - Can it BE ??
You got this COOKIE here for ME ?!?!!
i see them on the pet store shelf
n i canno contain myself!
i prayed that i would some day earn
the special treat that i so yearn
am So delight! a happy fool :@D
this cookie gonna make me drool!!
my Favrit one - the dolphin blue
how can i Ever say thank you?!!
n as you place it on my tongue
DEL!CIOUS ECSTASY begun!
i feel the treat - am do the lick
my G0D!!!!
i think
it
make
me
sick
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u/BlackEyedBroad
’...*the baby should be removed and the cradle filled with as many dogs in sailor hats as possible’
. . . works for me ;)
we the pups, in boat we sail
we drifting out to sea
a gentle breeze, the sky blue pale
in sailor hats we three
in homemade boat from grandpa's hand,
imaginations floating
(we never gonna leave dry land -
that's how we dogs do 'boating'...)
so come away n sail with us
across the ocean, deep
no worries here - no fret, no fuss
we'll rock you off
to sleep
46
u/commonvanilla
’“I helps”’
am baby kit
a helper, me
i watch my master
paint a tree
n when the trunk
n limbs are done,
that's when i gets
to do the fun!
with painted paws
so gentle, me
i leave the blossoms
on the tree
our frenship is
a work of art -
i leave my pawprints
on his heart
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u/binkblink
now i lay me down to sleep
upon a bed i gonna creep
or on a pillow, on a chair
cuz i can sleep most anywhere
my world so quiet, peaceful, calm
am love the gentle touch of mom
n in my perfect sleeping place
my tail a blanket for my face
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u/exoduscv
we duck n dog, so famous, see
we gonna soon be on tv!
the human frens - they say it's so
(n they the ones who oughta know...)
i'm duck - i'll be the hero, brave
the doggo's life i gonna save!
i'll be the BIGGEST STAR, i will -
am guaranteed to get 'top bill'
;)
49
u/vjokel
’Gives new meaning to the phrase "I'm packed!’
i am the dog - i see the case
is time for me to take my place!
am Much excite - i know is true:
this case means I am coming, too!!
we go Somewhere - i donno know
what matters most: "i'm packed - Let's Go!"
am look up at your face above -
i travel light -
i just need Love
50
u/iDemonSlaught
my human has such magic hands
i donno really understands...
he flings the card into the air
but i can never see it there!
am watch intent as hand it flicks
my human Master of All tricks!
the diamond, club, n spade he throw
but it's my heart
he won't let go
51
u/alendelonodekolon
’That's the look of a parent that's about to deliver a whoopin.’
...no, i don wanna hear it now - just lemme get you back
you gotta stop it, kiddo, cuz you gimme heart attack!
i know you're kinda curious, n always like to roam
but there's one thing you Gotta learn -
that there's No place like home
so daddy might be angry, n he'll wanna whoop your ass
i'm your momma - i'll protect you, so i'm giving you a pass...
but just know this - please realize, that what i say is true:
i Never in my life
have loved a thing
as much
as You
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
edit:'protect'
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u/dobbyisafreepup
’That “please don’t take it away from me” look....’
am giving you my puppy eyes
so, friend - i hope you realize
they side to side, so nervously
say 'please no take away from me...'
i love this baby kit like heck!
i'm Dog - am doin her PROTEC
so if she wants, i'll keep her here
she safe n snug
inside my ear
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u/H_G_Bells
there are words i love to hear
that brings me mostest joy
am waiting til my hooman's near
n he calls me 'GOOD BOY'!!
i feel a tingle in my toes,
i wiggle to n fro
n next he gonna Boop my nose -
because he Loves me so!
sometimes a question game he play -
'Whooza GOOD BOY?!' - it's ME!
am So excite to hear each day!!
(...it makes me hafta pee;@)
edit:words
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u/XelaZen
i saw you thru the window, n it seemed you were alone
i always kinda hoped to find a human of my own....
i took a chance n crept inside - i guess it's meant to be
from now on, friend, your 'cake day' is the start of you n me ;)
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u/AcaciaRidgeBand
’Oh wow. He was beautiful! There are no words to describe what you will inevitably endure in the next few weeks and months and years (though the pain does diminish) but please know there are many here who share in your "why isn't there a word for this insane pain mixed with extreme nostalgia"...but...no matter...we are with you!’
u/luisapet: "why isn't there a word for this insane pain mixed with extreme nostalgia" . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
when a memory is so good, but yet it makes you feel so sad
n you don't know why it should, cuz he's the Best friend that you had
remember all the times you shared - the ones you're most fond of
n think of just how much You cared, n filled his world with love
you were lucky to have had so many years with such a pet!
n, sadly, you'll shed tears, my friend - you never will forget
it seems the pain's the worst for pets that we were most fond of
we're blessed with them
but cursed,
because
there's No hurt worse
than love
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u/BurntJoint
’That is one satisfied cat face once it is finally on the swing.’
i am the cat
the swing i try
n with success
so satisfy!
cuz what i want
to do, i will -
must get the swing
to first hold still...
with paws so deft
i stabilize
then all that's left
my butt to rise
am on it now!
but then,
a frown :(
cuz Heckin HOW
do i get down ?
edit:......
57
u/GallowBoob
am golden boy, mouth full of balls
so careful me - no drops or falls!
n in my mouth, as each one goes
i look at you -
no takes
jes throws !
58
u/MyNameGifOreilly
’Puts ass in owners face, such a cat move.’
is time to rub my belly, fren
i think i need it once again
so as you laying down to rest
i come to you - you do it best
with catlike prowess i approach
upon your bed space i encroach
i turn - assess the final drop
n then, so softly, do the plop
i have assumed the perfect place -
belly up - ass in your face!
n as the belly rubbing start
please 'scuse me, fren -
i gotta fart
59
u/happilysammi
’Itty bitty kitty.’
am itty bitty kitty n i'm sitting on the floor
i donno know what momma starin in the mirror for
she usin all the brushes n she dabbin on her face
there's tubes n jars all on the sink, n color Evry place!
as soon as she is gone, i gonna climb up there n see
jes what the heck she left behind - there might be stuff for me!
i gonna find that mouth stuff, n i'll take it! she won't miss...
(it always makes my fur pink evry time she gimme kiss)
60
u/mac_is_crack
’"Ball, do you ever think about chasing me?"’
. . . so here i lie, jes me n ball
there's no one 'round to play at all
with gentle paw, i roll my fren
back n forth . . . n back again
about the chase, i contemplate -
am wonder if you love or hate?
to fly so far n feel so f r e e !
yet, Always you're chased down by me . . .
but i can Never let you go
you are my Ball -
i love you so!
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u/EyeBrowsReddit84
’Cautious zoomies’
i am the dog
am S0 excite!!
i gotta do
the zoomies right!
am on the dock
i gotta think
don wanna end up
in the drink
n so i do
a minidash
am tryin not
to make a splash!
(mom said 'no swim ' -
uh - uh, not yet...
but later on
will come the Wet! ;@)
62
there was a time when things were rough
but we were bros, n we hung tough
you said no longer would i roam -
you promised me you'd bring me 'home'
i didn't know what that word meant,
but after all the time we spent
i learned
i know what it's made of -
Home is You
n You
are Love
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u/icant-chooseone
’Mom says "I will stay up here, away from all.... that."’
we smollestclouds,butfloatbelow
becuz our momma told us so
she BIGGEST cloud - she RISEABOVE!
looks down on us with eyes of love
cuz momma knows, that soon, one day
we little clouds will floataway
to families - a brand new start!
but mom will keep us in her heart
n she will miss her little dears -
that's when the BIG cloud
cries smoltears
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u/NonBinaryMan
’There needs to be a subreddit dedicated to cats hugging their kittens...’
we are the cats who hug our kits
our body cradles perfect fits!
as in our arms, the babes we hold
they comforted with love, consoled
n as they laying down to sleep
they know we mommas gonna keep
them safe n warm - contented, calm
cuz No one loves them
like their mom
65
u/ColonelESanders
we are the kits here on the floor
we love to play behind the door!
one stays outside, one does a sneak
n from behind he does a peek
a swishing tail, a single paw
the other says what's that i saw?!
n then the Pounce! our tails they twitch
ok, my fren - You hide - let's switch!
66
u/banalez
’Turtlemelon’
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
so me n gram were home alone - she sat n stared me down...
her disapproving face made me so sad - i did a frown
'you sure look drab, but i think i know how to make you better:
i'm gonna get my yarn n make a watermelon sweater!'
she said 'it's a 'surprise' for you, n there would be No tellin!'
(when you get home i wonder - would you call me Turtlemelon ?!)
i kinda thought a 'ninja turtle' shield might be cute
well, not all heroes wear the capes -
some hafta wear the fruit
67
u/mac_is_crack
as i lay me down to dream
contented by the soothing stream
i listen to the water, swift
as off to sleep i gently drift
a peaceful, quiet summer day
the water wash my cares away
to lie outside in nature's bliss
my puppy heart
needs more of this
68
u/flyerflew
there's a place i like to lay
i wait for it, most every day -
as soon as dad gets outta bed
i take his spot to lie my head
is where i then go back to sleep
a morning nap, i slumber deep
i smell his smells - he's there, it seems
as i soak in
the daddy dreams
69
u/STEMnet
’Chance of me sticking my hand in there....0’
u/bourne6: Chance of me sticking my hand in there....0
OK, remember, here's our plan -
we stay in Here - you understan!?
i know you're scared, n i am, too
there's nothin that they gonna do!
there's Two of us - we are a team
if they reach in
they gonna scream
trust me, fren - they gonna run!
we got nine lives
but They got one...
70
u/KevlarYarmulke
’[deleted]’
i wish that i could swim all day
just like a fish! i watch them play
my paws am do the paddle motion
i pretend am in the ocean!
dreaming of the splashy wet
but i am dog - i can't forget
i wanna live where hooman's do
no merpup me -
i'll stay with you
71
u/ResidentSignal155
hey, cat - i know you were here first,
but gimme chance! i'm not the worst
jes think - you have a playmate now!
we'll get along - you'll learn somehow
i feel so lucky to be here -
i Really like when you are near!
so let your anger go away
i'm just a kit . . . . .
. . . you wanna play?
n maybe if we play, you'll find
them angry things are off your mind!
cuz Happy is the way to live
(n i got So much love to give!)
edit:love
72
u/yeahokaaay
’I think you need to word that note differently* u/MarkHjorth’
(I think you better let the Cat word it...)
- - - - - - - - -
n so it's time - i have to go
my human fren, he told me so
they're taking me away from here
so i no longer will appear
i realize i made your day
you look at me, n wish i'd stay....
no longer will you see my face
look out at you - my Favrit place!
they say there'll be a window view
to see New frens (i don't know who...)
n if the view not good like this
they gonna make me scratch n hiss
n then i gonna claw the glass
n be a BIG PANE in the ass . . .
73
u/Obey_My_Doge
i am the dog who loves the wet -
too much of it i canno get!
my human made this bucket dump
it makes me do a bark n jump!
i wag my tail - so happy, me
Love the soaking thoroughly!
my perfect shower - never misses!
i'll shower Him
with love n kisses
74
u/DemonVice
’That looks like a spectacular triumph to me. Getting wet and muddy is mandatory in summer in our family.’
Great title, OP!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
we discovered the creek - mistakes were made
my hooman tried to teach me 'wade'
'just get your feet alittle wet . . . . . '
but ima puppy -
i forget
n when i felt the cool on feet
i knew i wanted Wet - COMPLETE!!
(once i was in, i had no doubt -
This what summer's all about ;@)
today i learned about the 'creek' -
is fun to SPLASH!
but hard
to sneak...
75
u/BenVenn
i am the dog n here i wait,
each Monday by the garden gate
the binmen come! i hear the truck
is then i know that i'm in Luck!
my Favrit frens, i love them so
their love for Me they always show
sometimes we dogs feel sad, discarded
cast off like trash - we broken-hearted
if people take the time for pets
they'd find a fren who ne'er forgets
be kinder, hoomans - you may learn
that You will get love
in return
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
edit:happy birthday, my friend ;)
76
u/ariesexpressionless
i am the dog - on couch i lay
smol hooman thinks that this is 'play'
in tiny hand he holds my paw
n does the thing i think called 'draw'
don understand the fun he find,
but i am dog
so i dont mind
so as i lay n contemplate
i love this boy . . .
. . . i tolerate
77
u/Wicket01
i'm Della - such good girl am i
n so the guilt i can't deny
this squeaker thing, i must confess
i ripped it out - the toy a mess
cant help myself - am so ashame
i only have myself to blame
admit my guilt (at least i try)
so maybe a New toy you'll buy ?
78
u/fruitfly-1
i am the dog - i know my space
n it is right here by your face
there's no where else i'd rather be
than right here, as you holding me
my ear against your gentle chin
oh, what a Perfect place i'm in!
my head below, n yours above,
my Favorite space -
this place called Love
79
u/dobbyisafreepup
hey, babe, i got some extra milk, cuz i see you're alone
i am the cat, n these my kits, but you're all on your own
i donno know what happened, but i think you lost your mom
so come n stay with us, small friend, i'll try n keep you calm
you little babes are all the same - it's love n care you need
i'll try my best to comfort you, n even let you feed
i donno even care what ever anyone else thinks
i'll take you in, cuz you alone
(...n lonely Really stinks!)
80
u/KempGriffeyJr4024
’Oh my goodness, my cat does this too! I love the toe flares!’
u/DreadfullyBIzzy: I love the toe flares!
i am the cat who Loves the touch!
it makes my toes flare oh, so much!
my feets you rub so very quick
it makes my tongue go lick-lick-lick!
but when you stop, then i stop, too
am Much relax - it's what i do
n when you rub i flare again
lick-lick- ACK!!
oops!- hairball, fren
;)
81
u/iamvinoth
’well he tried atleast’
i am the pup
i see your hand
you lift it up -
. . . no understand
the words you say -
what is 'HI FIVE' ?
you wanna play?!
to please, i strive
my hooman fren
please donno scold
i try again -
my Face you hold !?!!
:@)
82
u/Dandylovn
am cat - was in the darkest place
my eyes - so sad, sunk in my face
reserved n calm, best as i can
(but No one knew the Muffin man . . . )
then you gave me a second chance -
am learning now that i can 'dance' !
with eyes that sparkle amber bright
i'm Butternut -
Everything's all right!
83
u/mac_is_crack
’Source: napa\_knowhow on instagram, from her profile: Napa Jean! Hi! I'm Napa. I'm a golden living the San Diego dream! I like food, toys, squirrels, lizards, hikes, and treats. Oh, and my new baby bro, Declan!! 🐶’
i'm Napa the dog n i'm livin the dream!
my life was so perfect - i had All, it seemed
surrounded by critter frens, treats, Lotsa toys -
my humans made sure i got All i enjoys ;@)
but then came along yet a Bigger surprise:
the tiniesthuman i've seen with my eyes!!
my dog-self is saying that i must PROTEC
but the sister in me says
i LOVE you like HECK!
it's a Boy! he's my brother - my best fren he'll be
he'll go on adventures together with Me!
i'll share all my toys that i'm most fondest of,
n Always,
Forever -
i'll give him my Love
84
u/mayaxs
’i wonder what puppies dream* . . .’
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
now i lay me down to sleep
your hooman touch is gonna keep
me safe n calm the whole night thru -
i Never have bad dreams with you!
sometimes, asleep, am get so scare
there's things that chase me Everywhere
but when i feel your hand above
i know that you PROTEC
with Love
85
u/ktheway
i am the cat - i'm knowing something's different 'bout the mom
there's something that keeps growing, n i want her to stay calm
on her i gonna keep n eye, n make sure she's ok
her guardian angel - i will try
to watch her every day . . .
86
u/Bloody-August
’Ohhh I'm someone that loves him!!’
OH G0D - IT'th YOU!
n THAT'th whoopth!
ahem...myCUE!!
cuzth I'm the THOMEONE
that LOVETHS YOU!!
87
u/mac_is_crack
am kinda tire . . . i gonna lay
but 's ok, hooman - we can play!
too hot outside - we stay in here
(i really like it when you're near ;@)
we roll the ball - is Fun to do
you roll to me, i roll to you . . .
this game with you - it makes me hap
but maybe
we
can take
a nap ?
88
u/Rempie
’Aww the little kisses at the end! I also love the little circle motion you did there very cool’
i am the pup - on fence i lean
my nose n paw stuck in between
am longing for the human touch
oh, Yes! i love it very much
i need someone to scratch my itches
the way you do them circle scritches
a gentle hand from up above
is all i need
to feel i'm loved
89
u/pbostian
’If being a dog is the highest form of reincarnation, then nurses definitely deserve it.’
i see that you are needy, friend
n so, to you i gonna tend
you see, i was a nurse before
n now i know you need me more!
compassionate n full of care,
you always gonna want me there
i'll comfort you, n help you heal
i'm Dog -
i know just how you feel
90
u/Braxasaurus
’Ah, the smell of no longer being the center of attention* . . .’
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
am smelling something different here
but what it is, i'm not quite clear
no doggo stink or kit like me
i wonder what the Heck it be ?!
occurs to me . . . a feeling rise
(hold on - let me un-cross my eyes....)
yes, Yes....indeed - is hooman smell!
a tinyone,but i can tell . . .
something here is not the same
Player 2 has entered game . . . . .
91
u/sezar4321
’I love how the other dog comes over like, “you got this?” and the dog in the water is all “yeah man, situation is under control, hoomans are safe now thanks to us”’
...you Got him you GOT HIM??! i'm just making sure
we dogs do PROTEC, fren - is what we here for!
c'mon where it's shallow - the deep makes us nervous
keep your head above water! we here at your service
n as for the babe, please don't let go of him!
he's too young to learn yet to know
THINK or THWIM . . .
it's time to get out now, your swimming is through!
besides, he was peeing
(i think i was, too)
92
u/hassanaali112
’Sometimes, human needs boop too!’
i am the dog - this what i do
dear human, i'll look after you
cuz life is hard, sometimes you sad
i donno like you feelin bad
so when you feel my gentle touch
it means I love you very much
so here - my paw i give to you
cuz Sometimes, human needs boop too!
93
u/Dildo_Saggins_
i may not have no fancy floof, or proper pedigree
but look into my eyes - it's proof of what you've done for me!
you chose me out of all the rest to start a life anew
n i will try my very best
to show how i love you!
you'll see it in a quiet glance - i'll look into your soul
you rescued me! gave me a chance
You, friend,
have made me
whole
94
u/Money_Box
you gave me bath, n it felt good
but i no smell the way i should
am dog, n i got work to do -
i Much prefer the smell of poo!
so after you spent All that time...
(so sorry, fren - ain't it a crime?)
but soon as i get outta here
i head for Biggest POOP that's near!
is then i'll take a roll so Great -
the smell of poo! you gonna hate
n then i'll be in bath Again
(i Love attention
from You, fren ;)
late to the party, but left for a friend ;)
thanks for the smiles - may they Never end!
95
u/sindicate005
’Love that cross-eyed look.’
i am the cat
in box i peer
a movement see -
what Is this here??
then suddenly
is on my nose!
i try n touch it
with my toes
i cross my eyes
but canno see -
this strange new fren
bamboozle me!
n then - is Gone!
he fly, it seem . . .
i think this fren
was just
a dream
96
u/RiCriostoir
’This is /u/Chewcantu77 and his dog. You can see more pics on his user page.’
for /u/Chewcantu77...
today it is my Birthday, n since i'm the GOODEST BOY
my hooman takes me Shopping - i can pick my Favrit toy!
i check the bins so carefully to find the one i want
am sniffing every toy as i walk by (i Love the hunt!)
too big, too small, got one like that . . . i take my time to pick
(a birthday comes just once a year - don't wanna choose too quick...)
but finally i see it - YES! i found the perfect one -
i gonna rescue This fren -
come with Me,
my little bun!
97
u/Fishmike52
i am the pup n this my boy
he bringing me the Greatest joy
all thru his life, i done PROTEC
i loves this little guy like heck!
together growing, side by side -
adventures 'cross the countryside!
n as my boy is growing up
i'll Always be
his loving pup
98
u/snifflewits
’Best friends for life. That’s what you have there. Your son’s empathy is heart warming. Great job.’
i am the dog, n this boy cares -
stays by my side thru all the scares
he comforting my puppy ears
from all exploding noise i hears
he making sure that i'm all right -
he ease my fear all thru the night
i feel his gentle hand above
he my best friend -
this boy is
love
99
u/ilovepancakes54
i am the tort, no floof have i
most other frens just pass me by
but if you take the time to touch
i really like it, very much!
no 'bleps' or 'mlems' or 'bloops' i do
(but i'll still take a boop from you ;)
it's all good, at a turtle's pace -
slow n steady....on my face
100
u/Big0Lkitties
i am the cat - i see the flash
away to window then i dash!
the sky explode with colors bright
oh, truly such a magic night!
the sparkles from the heavens fall
n i am not afraid at all
then after flash will come the BOOM!
i feel the shake in every room!
twinkle twinkle little star . . .
(hey, dog fren - Where the HECK you are?!)
101
u/oscarwilliam
hey, fren - you wanna fail? cuz i gonna show you how
remember how i used to be? well just look at me now!
cuz i knew when we met, that i would Stay - i made a vow
n You, fren made it easy, cuz
i had you at 'meow' . . .
102
u/commonvanilla
we waiting in the traffic jam
oh, what a tired pup i am
went out for Funtime in the car
but now in traffic stuck we are
where once i had a breezy ride
head out of window, open wide
am wonder How long this will be ?!
dear G0d i really hafta pee!!
103
u/cyan1618
now i lay me down to sleep,
PROTEC me as i slumber deep
don't want no nightmares in my head -
am feel so safe upon your bed
n in my quiet peaceful night,
is thoughts of you that make it right
n as i'm laying next to you,
dear fren - you've made
my dreams
come true
104
’This was the last picture found on the camera located on the blood soaked couch.’
the call came in - was cut off quick
emergency thought 'is this Trick?!'
response dispatch - no answer door
they entered . . . all they saw on floor
was blood soaked pawprints - Everywhere!
a dog who cowered - Very scare...
no sign of human could they see
the dog, he crying -
DON'T BLAME ME!!!
105
u/tallen904
’That barbeque was standing there on three legs all aggressive like!’
we are the dogs - the threat we spy
just happened to be walking by
when suddenly - is standing there!
taunting us with faceless stare
motionless - how very rude!
(but does this strange thing smell like food??)
yet stil, maintains aggressive stance -
he Never gonna get a chance!
we throw a warning bark, n then
Success! we have PROTEC our fren!
106
u/Nepenthaceae1
’You can tell that little dude really needed that. He's gonna love that furry little duder for a long, long time. Here's to many years of happiness, for the both of them.’
so there i was, in brand new place
with humans all around
n then a small one's little face
starts crying when i'm found....
i donno know - is good or bad ?
but when he picks me up
i feel his little heart is glad
for Me - i am His pup!!
together, now our life can start -
a friendship like no other
you'll share your world, your thoughts, your heart
n love me like a brother
forever may your sadness end -
i'll try 'n help somehow
so please no tears, my 'Bestest friend'
cuz i'm your Buddy now!
107
u/Elithepancake
when i am old n turning grey
remember the gold i was one day
when you were a pup, so very small
i cuddled you up, into a ball
together we'd lie, in peaceful sleep
just you n i - please, these memories keep
Forever n true - they'll help keep you calm:
cuz no one loves you
any more
than your
mom
108
u/sezar4321
i am the cat - your finger drink
n all the time it make me think
that i'm a kit n you're my mom
it comfort me, n keep me calm
i hold your hand with gentle paws
as all tucked in, my m u r d e r claws
no think about the things to shred -
i'd rather cuddle you
instead
109
u/PenguinAsociation
’[deleted]’
u/Mira_Valentine: Majestic as heck . . .
as i laying here asleep
on pet shop floor, i gonna keep
a watchful ear out for my friends -
as SHEPHERD my watch Never ends!
so please no take me as a fool
as i relax, in peaceful drool
'Guard Dog' - PROTEC is what i'm for!
asleep,
MAJESTIC on the floor
110
u/radbrad7
’Cat golf is the hardest golf’
cuz you can Never win
any time you hit the ball
i won't let it go in!
i watch you as you setting up
to take a perfect shot -
you think you makin par for course,
but Sorry, fren - you Not!
no birdies are allowed by me
nor eagles, albatross!
no 'feathered friends' allowed at All -
so sorry - that's a Loss!
edit:credit to u/jwhart175
111
u/launchpadmkquak
so here's the deal - you'll 'foster' me, for just a little while
we'll learn to live together, maybe make each other smile
it's only temporary, til i find my perfect match
no problem, see? it's easy, this way no one gets attached . . .
n if a couple years go by, well, that'll be ok
it's just a little while more, but i'll be gone someday
n when those special humans come 'n pick me up for good
it only means i waited til i found the ones i should . . . . .
so
after all this time, dear friends, please let the truth be known
your the only ones i Ever wanted, for my very own!
as i look back, i know that This is where i'm meant to be
cuz no one could've loved me more
the way that You loved me
112
u/cualcrees
we are the kits n this guy here
the one we most want to be near
he perfect fren in every way
he lets us climb on him n play
explore, or rest, or jes hangout
he Bestest fren - we have no doubt
n when this Favrit son appear
we kitties are
in Heaven
here!
113
u/Numersontan
my hooman fed me food today
he did it in a different way
he put it in a little bowl
said 'go ahead kit - feed your soul!'
then oh-my-gosh: i dug right in -
the feeding frenzy soon begin!
in y u m m y food i stuck my face
n it was soon all o'er the place
it made me full - so Very hap
but now, i think
i need
a nap . . .
114
u/LadyEmry
i'm George the cat - i live next door, so i'm not gonna stay
i like to come n visit, if you think that it's ok . . .
sometimes we need a place to go, to just hangout awhile
i like it here with you guys, cuz you always make me smile :)
you people sure are frenly, n you cuddle really good
i guess i should be going, yeah, i think i really should . . .
but i'll be back tomorrow, fren - don't think i will forget!
(since you can't have one forever, now
i'll be your 'part-time' pet!)
115
u/Beldivok
’Yes it was, we came back Saturday to make sure we weren't acting impulsively... And absolutely fell for this shy little girl.’
i was a 'discussion' - you thought about me
you came on a Friday - was i meant to be?
cuz i wasn't there yet, i almost missed out
but then when you saw me, you both had no doubt
we kittens were there the next day you returned
was then that you knew it's for Me that you yearned!
now we three, together, are happily matched
for the rest of my life
to your heart
i'm attached!
116
i have a little pocket that i like to go inside
a cozy little private space i curl up n hide ;)
i'm just a kit, so tiny - when i tuck my head down deep
nobody even knows i'm there
sometimes
i fall
asleep...
117
u/Treehouse1412
’Looks like your hot dog became a chilly dog’
don't wanna hang my head outside the window anymore
when we get in the car, just hurry up n close the door!
don't get me wrong - i love it when i get to go for ride
it's just so Heckin HOT out there - i rather stay inside
so roll them windows up n crank that AC up to HI
don't matter where we're goin, cuz on you i wanna lie
n let that ice cold air just blow directly on my face
it's summer - i'm a HOT DOG -
right now THIS my FAVRIT PLACE!
118
u/tamusquirrel
dear human, fren - please have no doubt
i gotta get the zoomies out!
so when you see me rollin round
no worries! i ain't fallin down
is just my way of goin fast !
(i'm kinda short - my legs don't last)
so this my way to please my soul -
i drop n do a Wally r o l l l l l !!!
119
u/MaterialTwo1
i am the cat - am contemplate
this snowpile i must dominate!
the shortest path to reach the door
is straight ahead! but i'm unsure...
n so a LEAPof faith i take !
dear G0D
i've made
a HUGE
MISTAKE . . .
120
u/Fr-Jack-Hackett
’Armchairs AND a free cat! What a deal.’
so here's the deal, it can't be beat -
you get Two chairs - a double seat!
FOR FREE!! n yet - a BONUS PERK:
you GET THE CAT!!!
~~the fucking jerk~~
121
hey, buddy, wanna hang? becuz i got nowhere to be
i really kinda like it when you stop by to see me
i'm waiting til you ride up on your bike now, everyday
i'm really kinda hopin' that you just stop by n play....
i only have one eye, but, friend - i got an eye on you
n when i see you coming, well i hope you see me, too!
there's something kinda special bout the way i feel your touch
so if you'd come more often, friend
i'd like it
very much!
edit:hopin'
122
u/Muhcakes
’doggo: "I can barely fit in this thing, don't you feel terrible?" kennel: *is literally four times the dog's size*’
oh, G0D, i canno BREATHE in here! i think i gonna faint....
if you think this is fair to do, we'll, c'mon, mom, it ain't!
so what if i was hungry n i took a little snack ?
you lock me in my crate as if you try'n to get me back?!
you make me feel so lonely as you watchin over there...
you know how much i'd rather be up with you on the chair
i think that i might STARVE in here - aw, C'mon - open up!
diditellyouthatiloveyou?
...aren't i still your favorite pup??!
123
u/IndecisiveSuperman
’[deleted]’
look at me - i got a Boy! i Always wanted one!
i know he gonna bring me joy! our life has just begun!!
i may not be a little pup, n this 'boy' is a man
but both of us are all grown up - we'll do the best we can
to live our lives as brothers, now we'll never be alone
n just like all the others, i've a Family of my own!
it's not too late to start anew - just find a special friend
somebody who will love you, too!
n you'll feel young again
124
u/Chabola513
when i am old n turning grey
promise, beside me, that you're gonna stay
there's so much we've been thru, n so much we've tried
i've never been lonely with you by my side
n now as we're both not as young as before
there's no one i'd rather be with any more
awake or asleep now, i just want to spend
the rest of forever
with You here,
my friend
125
u/mayaxs
i'm Thimon, n i lotht thome teeth -
my tongue hangth kinda low
i feel it thticking out beneath
it doethn't matter, tho
cuth i can thtill do all the thtuff
a pup'th thuppothe to do
like eat n drink - n that'th enough
(ath long ath i have you)
126
u/Chabola513
’I've a 19 year old cat who has a vet appointment this Thursday. Fuck you in the nicest way. I'm so, so scared for my little Velcro, but I hope he knows I've done all I can for him.’
dear momma - please no tears, for me! don't make it hard to go
i love you in the BIGGEST way, how much you'll never know
my life has been so good with you, but when it's time to rest
You rest well, too, my friend, because
you've done your Very best!
127
u/kevonicus
’. . . '*pretending to play cute’
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
i am the kit
in bow of plaid
it make me such
a dapper lad!
(i'd rather have
it off instead
becuz this bow
i wanna shred. . . )
128
u/sufian1995
’One of the most touching moments I had with my grandfather before he passed was him telling me it was really nice seeing me again and giving me a hug. Lasted for all of 30seconds but that was enough.’
there's something here familiar that i haven't seen before
. . . where have i been? have you been here? i don't know any more . . .
please, listen - let me tell you one more time, if i forget -
i love you
please, don't leave me . . .
cuz i'm just not ready yet
i want to hold your memory forever in my mind
you're gentle, and you're good to me - you've always been so kind
so thank you for your patience, and the love that you impart
forever i will keep you, child, here close
inside my heart
129
u/mac_is_crack
as i lay in slumber deep up here upon the chair
i dream i am a helicopter flying thru the air!
all eyes on me - a rescue dog! let Good n Peace prevail!
not all heroes wear a cape -
some fly with wagging tail
;@)
130
u/Bootylegend
’[What a sweet girl! Thank you for offering her a good home. She looks so much happier.](https://i.imgur.com/dYxl8TB.png)’
i never thought that life could be so good, but dreams come true!
you rescued me n pampered me - i Love the things you do :@D
you gave me loving home, my friend, n made me something more
now i'm a Disney Princess, like i never was before!
131
u/georgieboy71
’Working at home today, and my golden couldn't be happier. She's currently wrapped around my feet so I have to sit here and work until she gets up and brings me her ball for a 10 minute fetch session. She's a tough boss, but she's fair.’
my human staying home today - i'm happy as can be!
cuz I know that he wants to play, n spend the day with Me!
n so i wrapped around his feet, right next to me is Ball
who cares if there's no work complete -
he loves ME Best of All!!
132
u/Acceptable_Crazy
I WILL NOT GO IN TO THE BATH -
DON'T TRY CUZ I WON'T GO!!!
THERES NO WAY YOU CAN FORCE ME
CUZ I SAID I WOULDN'T N O O O O O O O O O O ! ! ! ! !
133
u/Believe-In-Magic
you read it on a fortune, so you know it must be true:
the love of your life sitting here, right across from you...
you look up in an instant, n the first eyes that you see
are looking back, into your heart
n they belong to me
134
u/kidfromdc
you know when you're the favorite - it's a feeling that you share
your human wants to see you Most - they can't wait til you're there!
i am the pup, n dad was gone, n something wasn't right . . .
i did not understand why he did not come home at night
i heard the other humans talking 'bout him everyday,
then finally 'Let's take Willie to him' i heard someone say!
the place was strange, like nowhere i had ever been before
but then my DAD - i found him! he came rolling out the door!!
i knew, then, he would be ok! i got up on his lap
(we 'favorites' got a job to do - to keep each other hap ;)
n as i sat n looked at him, his dad eyes up above
we made each other happy, cuz
we share a favorite love
135
u/PIGEON-POSTS-ONLY
'a special kind of hero'
you don't see them every day
a word that's used too freely, n too many people say
remember, tho, the least of these, who battled thru the strife
Never thinking of themselves - to save another life!
a lowly creature, taking wing, as thru the skies above
delivering, without a word
the gift of selfless love
136
u/Ninja_Spi-D-er
’If you tell anyone I let you, I will deny it.’
i'll let you touch me human, you are worthy in my eyes
i'm cat - you know i was here First, so you must realize
that you will never take my place, n i'm forever king!
(but i'll admit i've noticed all the 'happiness' you bring....)
so just a brief encounter - you may gently touch my paw
(you know, as humans go, you are the cutest that i saw...)
but speak of this to no one, if you do i will deny!
(if Anybody harms you, babe
don't worry
they will die ;)
137
u/sezar4321
’Dis stik most ‘portant stik ever, and I am its keeper...’
dis my stick - i must PROTEC!
IMPORTANT! i will guard like HECK !!
am keeper of the mighty limb
RESPEC the BRANCH! ( i manage him ;)
n as i strut this hefty length
am Proud display of MIGHTY STRENGTH!
n tho my legs are low to ground
this stick you All must GO AROUND !!
138
u/Pat-El
we are the dogs who guard the shore
we do PROTEC - is what we're for
as frens enjoy the water deep
on them a watchful eye we keep
n if we notice them unsteady
we LIFEGUARD BOYS are at the ready!
then out to them we gonna dash
as thru the waves we jump n SPLASH
we selfless dogs - so Very brave
we here for You
your lives to Save!
139
u/kristamhu2121
when is time for dad to mow, it makes me very hap
there's just one place i wanna go, n that's up on his lap!
so patiently he waits for me, as he fills up with gas
n then is time, so happily - we gonna mow the grass!
i love the way the motor sounds, it makes me fall asleep
together, we go round n round - these memories i keep
cuz when the grass is done with mow, i wake, n stretch n yawn
i'll wait once more for grass to grow -
now Please
STAY OFF MY LAWN!
140
u/to_the_tenth_power
’Nah that cat definitely went back to sleep. Hand is comfort.’
when is morn n time to rise
i wipe the sleep out of my eyes
i feel your gentle loving hand
your hooman touch - i understand
your smiling face the first i see
a comfort then comes over me
your image, fren, i gonna keep
so now i can
go back
to sleep
141
u/NatteHond
i am the pup
so Proud am me!
i went outside
to do a pee :@)
the human give
me many chance
n this time did
the happy dance!
i get it now -
know what to do!
(you wanna see
me take a poo?!)
142
u/mac_is_crack
...there it is again - i hear it! G0SH, now - What the HECK?!
there's Somethin in your belly! Hold on, bro - am do inspec!!
i swear i hear a growling where there shouldn't oughta be....
Hey! There it is!! i HEARD IT!! Bro, did you BAMBOOZLE ME?!?!!
143
u/acc697
’I love how the dog is gently touching the baby's back!’
as we laying down to sleep,
on baby's back i gonna keep
jes one smol paw - a gentle touch
because i love her oh, so much!
for i am Dog, must do PROTEC
n guard this human child like heck
awake, asleep - All day, it seems
this babe
forever
in my dreams
144
u/Macystar
i'm waiting for my human, cuz he said he'd be right back
he went inside for something quick - i think a little snack
he told me i should wait right here for him, outside the door
it's been alittle while - where he is, i'm not quite sure ....
you think that you could look inside, n see if someone's there?
i don't know if he's somewhere else - if so, i don't know where . . . . .
jes let me know, ok? if you see someone there, or not
it's getting kinda late . . .
. . . you know . . .
. . . . . you don't think heforgot?
145
u/Dlatrex
it wasn't my idea, mom - i swear- it wasn't me!
he tried to take it from the bed! i said, No! Leave it be!!
but then the thing was on the floor, so i just picked it up . . .
it smells like you . . .
. . . you're not mad, right?
cuz i'm your loving pup!
146
u/wouldboop
No NO! don't wipe that stuff away!
PLEASE On the window let it STAY
it took me such a long, long time!
now Tell me - what the HECK'S the crime?!
it's what i like to stand n do
when i am waiting here for You
to Let me In, when i'm outside -
my nosey wipes i canno hide!
a Work of Art i like a Lot!
you think it's dirty??!
NO! It'SNot !!!
147
u/supposedlyadult
’The size of those paws!!’
when my hooman rubs my belly
all my paws they shake like jelly
how i love to feel them scritches
ridding me of all my itches!
biggest paw across my snoot -
i do the derp - so heckin CUTE!
back legs kickin - front paws flop
oh, Please, my fren - don't Ever STOP!
148
u/UnlovableOtter
’"Very happy to see you but you're still not getting my chair"’
Oh, G0D - it's YOU! I'm glad you're Here!!
i LOVE you, friend! Oh, PLEASE come near!
i can't quite make it over there
(cuz i ain't gettin off this chair!)
you know it is my favorite spot -
the softest place that i have got!
but Every time that i get up
someone will swipe it from the pup
n then, with saddest eyes i stare -
dear human - Please get off my chair!
so i'll stay here, n do no harm
(...besides, my tail's stuck down the arm...)
149
u/commonvanilla
’That’s a weird car window’
Hey, This is GREAT! No windows here!
am on a BOAT! out in the CLEAR!!
the wind is blowin all around
i think is Heaven i have found!!
there's water, Water EVERYWHERE!
the wind is whippin thru my hair!
This is the BEST - so HAPPY, me!!
um...
guys ?
where do i go
to pee?
150
u/AustinBuck1
i am the dog - you call me Chief
was meant to be, is my belief!
around the neighborhood i roamed
was searching for the 'perfect' home
you offered me a fenced backyard
i knew it wouldn't be too hard
to settle down, n stay right there
dear human frens - i know you care!
was Me who looked around - i 'shopped'
to find the ones who would 'adopt'
now you've made All my dreams come true -
'Before n after' - i love you!
edit:a word (& thanks OP for sharing your beautiful story :)
151
u/mayaxs
’You can break a dogs body but not his spirit. Probably the most admirable creature on the planet.’
i may have lost a leg - your understanding is unspoken
i'll never lose my spirit, tho, for it remains unbroken
we dogs can sense when something's wrong, but have no words to share
yet Always, ever, by my side
i know, friend,
that you care
152
u/TeisTom
we had our fun - the swim was good,
but now we take a rest
n i'm the one (just like i should)
am wear the lifesave vest
one tired friend, i love him so!
he wanna lay his head
the day's not end - don't wanna go!
so rest on me, instead!
edit:formatting
153
u/commonvanilla
my human holds me in the pool
am Much rely on him
am learning Safe - in water, cool
i gonna Think or Thwim!
paddle, paddle, little feet -
am such a lucky fellow
am So EXCITE - is SUCH a TREAT!!
i make the water
yellow
154
u/vinkulelu
’Those dogs really help him comes out of his shell and feels like a part of the family*...’
sometimes you find a special friend, n you can always tell
they love you just the way you are, you come out of your shell!
gradually, you're comfortable - you don't feel out of place
a kind of love that's Perfect -
slow n steady
wins the race!
155
u/971013
’[Wow! What a beauty!](https://i.imgur.com/Pe09H2G.png)’
i'm Elsa the cat n i'm living the dream
a true Disney Princess - so real, it seem
one look in my eyes n your wishes come true!
i give all my love, n my magic to you ;)
156
u/Pirate_Redbeard
’[deleted]’
...the fur, the smell, the softness....omG - can this be real??!
i never knew that This is how you fluffy kitties feel!!
....there's gotta be some buttons, or a zipper to undo
it's time for ME to wear the coat - i'll trade my shirt with you!
then I will be the kitten Everybody wants to pet!
hold still, my sweet - i didn't get it off of you quite yet....
. . . um,
i think you better stop it, cuz you're makin me quite sleepy
n NO, i'll NEVER wear that shirt
i think it just looks
creepy.....
157
u/vladgrinch
’if that dog could literally get inside that man to be closer to him, he would...’
now we laying down to sleep, we laying on the bed
i am the dog - this man i keep a pillow for my head
there's nowhere else i wanna be than right next to his face
we share a friendship, him n me, that Nothing can replace!
n as he wake from nighttime, now, i know he gonna leave
but he will stay with me, somehow - in my dreams i believe!
cuz even when he isn't here, my feelings i'll impart
a closeness, like he's Always near -
we share a loving heart
158
u/taybroms
’That may well be the cutest cat I've seen*'...’
the cutest cat i've ever seen
has fur of brown n eyes of green
a derpy face, his eyes are crossed
but nothing of his beauty's lost
no 'model perfect' looks to boast -
it's what's inside that matters most
you think Your cat's the cutest, too
cuz they are full
of Love for you!
159
u/Chuck_Norris_DF
’It's my pleasure, only have him a week and I love home so much!’
it's only been a week he's home - you love him very much
imagine how that big boy feels, surrounded by your touch!
to think that he was all alone, in shelter for so long
yet he hung on n waited - that ol' bulldog's heart is strong!
two years of being lonely, he was waiting there for you
a perfect match, it seems to be - you've made his dreams come true!
advice, if i could give you, friend - enjoy your pet each day
n he'll give back the love to you
in his own special way!
(good luck!)
160
u/danleeaj0512
’"I *am* exercising!... ^(I'm exercising my right not to exercise.")’
now i lay me down to eat
my 'exercising' here complete
i have the right to lie here, still
don't wanna run - jes wanna chill
an as i lay here on my back
i exercise
my right
to snack
161
u/dunkinatorm8
’#THAT WAS RUDE!’
i am the cat, so calmly sleep
am INTERRUPT by human - Creep!
why are you tapping on the glass
n being such a PAIN in ASS?!
against the pane i like my face
am sitting here - my favorite place
so what if i drift off to nap -
fren, why you gotta give me crap ?
162
u/ShroomtopJ
i am the pup out on the deck
who loves it when it rains, like heck!
with open mouth i catch the drops
i hope this rainstorm never stops!
so good n fresh the raindrops taste
don't wanna let it go to waste
a love the wet - i Love the drink!
n now, i gotta
take a tink . . .
163
u/smashycat
’And then, you picked her up. That’s how it will be from now on.’
we went for walk - it started fun!
i liked it when it first begun
but then the collar round my neck
got kinda tight n pulled like heck
so now i plop down in the street
refuse to go - have tired feet
n since you love this little pup
i Know you gonna pickmeup
164
u/C_Alan
'nobody's gonna pick me' - that's what i thought everyday
oh, That one has no tail! is what i'd hear the people say
they'd make a face n turn away, n choose a fluffy kitty
i felt no one would Ever want a cat that wasn't pretty
but when you came, you realized that i was left behind
you picked Me! n you love me, n you're treating me so kind
n now i'm glad no other humans took me home before
i never would've met you,
n i couldn't love you more
165
u/AristonD
’That's not a jerk, that's a good puppy getting rid of your junk trash in style’
i can explain what happened here - the paper fell on floor
but when i tried to pick it up, it accidentally tore
n then i thought it smelled like FOOD! i took a little taste
(i may've found a crumb or two - i didn't wanna waste...)
next thing i knew it shredded, there were pieces Everywhere!
i kinda don't remember how it scattered over there....
so
if you want, i'll try my best to help you pick it up
.....did i tell you that i love you ?
and
i'm Such a sorrypup!
166
u/queenjessicafletcher
hey, friend, you're lookin sad in there - you mind if i come in?
you look like you need Extra care, so let the 'heal' begin
i'm just a little kitten, but i'll do the best i can
n even if i don't know what is wrong, i understand
sometimes you just need someone who is quiet, by your side
there's nothing more they need to do - you feel you wanna hide
but it's ok - i'll be right here, n try'n comfort you
n in this thing, i'll get up near ;)
there's room enough for two
167
u/nathane87
hey, jes thought i'd say hello! i'm living right next door
won't ask to borrow anything, n won't knock on your door
won't judge your house, your lawn, your cars, or Anything you do
but Anytime you want, new friend
i'm Happy to see you!
168
u/simplembgc
you may not understand the things i try to say to you
but, daddy, i still love you! i just hope you know it's true
i left you this to love n hold, when i cannot be there
i hope it gives you comfort, n you know how much i care
it's as real as you make it, cuz i know you'd love a pet!
n in your heart, dear dad, i know you never will forget
the feeling that a dog can bring - so here's one of your own!
a friend to be right by your side,
you'll never be alone
169
u/ADHD-PI
’"Someday I'll be the biggest boi."’
'someday i'll be the biggest boy'
you'll take me to the park
with all the other dogs, enjoy
to run, n Play, n BARK!
n i will learn the walkies, too
n on the leash be good
i'll try'n listen, friend, to you
n do the things i should
for now, i'm just a puppy, small
so much i need to know
but one thing's sure, n Best of all -
our love will Ever grow!
170
u/KittiesSaysMeow
’Love how he just glided right into his arms* . . .’
Oh Good, you're home! i'm glad you're here -
now you know what to do
just wait until i get up near
n i'll jump onto you!
i waited, much anticipate
until i saw the car
my BOY! He's BACK!! i canno wait!
i missed you - Here you Are!!!
i love my boy, the Best of all
n when he lifts me up
he makes me feel so BIG n tall -
am Such a Happy pup!!
so in your arms, i glide right in
just like i'm meant to do
you know You have forever been
in my heart - carried, too!
edit:wording
171
u/refertothecalendar
...psssthey, my fren - the dog's not here
is it ok if i come near ?
n don't think that i'm actin weird....
i kinda wanna feel your beard
oh, gee, that's nice... so you don't mind ?
i think a brand new fren you'll find
you see? n now with me you're smitten
(you never thought
you'd love a kitten)
172
u/ItsAfricanSunsetOkay
’I love how he started wagging his tail as soon as he notice one of the bunnies sniffing him’
i am the dog -
the buns approach!
upon my space
they do encroach
am hold so still -
do 'sit n stay'
don wanna scare
fren buns away
they come up close -
they sniffing me!
oh, please my wagging
tail don't see!
but then they turn
n hop away. . .
sigh...iguess i'll try
another day . . .
173
u/KnomeChompSkeet
’Did we just become best friends?’
...does this mean we're BFs now?
just be quiet - lemme lick
i barely even know you...
well, sometimes it happens quick
i'm just a little kitten....
that's ok - you're not the worst...
you're gonna live with Me now -
(just remember who came FIRST...)
174
u/smolprincess928
now i lay me down to sleep,
hidden here in bookshelf deep
dreaming of suspenseful tale -
feline justice must prevail!
books surround me, most protective
undercover - CAT DETECTIVE
edit:the title of the book right under his nose....;)
175
u/BEAVER_STEALER
when is time for bedtime tucks
i love to wear my pj ducks
they yellow frens in sea of blue
they make me feel am loved by you
they feel like blanket, wrapped in tight
n help me sleep all thru the night
am safe, surround by love, it seems
as i drift off
in ducky dreams
176
u/Master1718
’Im not crying you're crying’
i will not cry for you, my friend
for now you are at rest
i never wanted us to end -
you know i loved you best
now as you're lying, silently
n i am here, above
peaceful, thru eternity
i'll cover you
with love
177
u/Ev_n_James
’Fear me human!!’
I am the CAT -
you see these EARS?!??!
is ME that
EVERYBODY FEARS!!
DONT MESS WITH ME!
I'm warning you.....
I'll make your WORST
NIGHTMARES come TRUE!!
....um,
'AAAARRRRRRRGH' !!!?!. . .
. . . aren't you Scared of me ??!
hey, what the Heck
you Doin to me ?!
edit:...emphasis?
178
u/throwawaycanadian
’“Ohh human i didnt know you got back lets sit together!”’
everyday i hide until I know it's really you
am waiting here inside until, for sure, i know it's true
i love my crate - it's safe in there , so that is where i wait
until i know for Sure it's really you, n then it's Great!
cuz you're the one i wanna see come walking thru the door
there's no one else that i would rather stay here, waiting for
so in my crate, i'm safe n sound, until i know it's You
n waiting here, to greet you, friend
is All i wanna do !
179
u/ultimaweapon79
my left paw isn't perfect, but it doesn't hafta be
cuz i found something better, friend - the way that you treat me!
we love each other how we are, not judging by the sight
we look inside - into our hearts
n Everything's
all Right!
180
’“Hand up!” “No u”’
Hands Up, bub!
no, Hands Up You!
this sure is kinda fun to do...
are we suppose to fight?
Not sure...
so let's jes stand like this some more . . .
.....ok, Now what?
um, i donno . . .
like - should i stay or should i go?
well, You go first...
i think You should...
besides, it's gonna feel good
to stop this silly panda- play
(my arms are tired, anyway....)
181
u/SuperCub
’Howls of Fury is my favorite movie.’
we start it with the side-eye when we think we hear a CRUNCH...
n follow with the stare down when we Know we see you MUNCH!
is then we start to GRUMBLE - you ignoring?! now we WORRY...
so C'mon! - GIVE THEM SCHMACKOS or you get the HOWLS of FURY!!!
182
. . . . . wait
what was that you said ? n are you sayin it to me ?!
you humans make such noises, don't know what it means - 'L I L Y' . . .
you look at me, n say it - what am i suppose to do ?
the only thing i Ever know,
is
human -
i love you
183
u/IZACH4g
there used to be another human - don't know where he is
i really kinda liked him, n he said that i was 'his'...
but now i live in Your house, n you tell me i can stay
you think my other friend is gonna miss me here someday ?
sometimes i think he's watching, n i feel like he is near
i really can't explain it, but it seems he likes me here...
i saw that you were sad before.....i hope i'm helping you
i really kinda miss him
but
i'm glad that there is you
184
u/mayaxs
’If beings from another world ever come here and ask for the definition of happiness, show them this.’
Hey, look! i got my wheels on - am flying cross the room!
to you n you, n you, my friend - to Everyone i zoom!!!
i am the dog, so Happy me, to finally have my wheels!
n Everyone is crying now - the HAPPY TEARS of feels!
185
u/ZekouCafe
’It is a magic place both for bears and humans :) About the water, it is green because the bears take their bath in it every day. We change the water three times a year in all our enclosures thanks to the firefighters of the village. About the texture, it is really good for their fur as it is a mix of water and dirt which cleans it.’
on a hillside in Croatia there's a lovely magic place
where resting bears n humans both together share the space!
chillax out in the water, green - it's changed three times a year
(but human friends - you might think twice 'bout being 'bare' in here...)
186
u/Ninja_Spi-D-er
when i'm laying down to sleep
this arm right here i gonna keep
am love the comfort of the sleeve
no way this arm is gonna leave!
don't even try n move away
this arm with me is gonna stay
unless you want me doin harm
don try it 'fren' -
don't MOVE the Arm!!!
187
u/fulltrenden
’😍😍😍😍’
i am the dog
so old n wise
the love you seein'
in my eyes
reflecs the life
you've given me -
my love for You
is all i see!
n tho i am
no puppy, small
i wouldno change
a thing at all...
for All the years
that i have known
my LOVE for You
has Ever grown!
edit:
(sometimes i squint to see you better -
with tears of joy
my eyes get wetter . . . )
188
u/run_forrest_run17
what do you mean - 'is time to go' - did i do something wrong ?
you're my Favorite one i know - with you's where i belong...
ok, i hear you telling me there's something more to do
n with you i can't always be, (but i'll remember you....)
you say that there's a friend somewhere who'll love me even more ?!
n i'm the one who's gonna care for them - what i'm trained for . . .
you say you cryin 'happy tears', n with me you were blessed
ok, my friend
i have no fears...
i'll go
n try
my best
189
u/OZ415
i am the dog
am do PROTEC
am keeping guar -
hey, What the HECK??!
what Is this thing
at me it stares
is beeping noise -
it kinda scares...
ABORT! DIVERT!
this thing is strange
this calls for a
POSITION CHANGE!
190
u/GallowBoob
’looks sexual’
am lizard boy - this thing it pleases!
rubbing motion rolls n teases
stimulates my underbelly
so relaxed, i turn to jelly
thoughts of lady lizards rise
as, suddenly, to my surprise
am stimulated like i should !
a reptile dysfunction
gone for good!
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u/to_the_tenth_power
’When you as a kid pretended to sleep in the car, so your dad would carry you inside’
when i'm laying fast asleep
dear fren, i pray that you will keep
me safe, secure in loving arms
with you, i know nobody harms
cuz there's no one i trust like you
to carry me the way you do!
(n if, in fact, i do wake up -
'pretend asleep' - don't drop the pup!)
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u/NoPhone7
oh-my-God-i'm-on-the-Bed!
i-gonna-run-This-way-instead!
no, this!-no-that! there's-so-much-Room!
don't-know-Which-way! i-Gotta-ZOOM!!
this-way, then-that - a-figure-8!
am-clock-wise-now, oh-Gosh-so-GREAT!!
jes-watch-me-Go! the-race-i'm-WINNING!!
...why the HECK's the room still spinning !!?!??
193
u/eastonofthewild
’> This is my bear. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My bear is my best friend. -Dog’
i am the dog n this my bear
i gonna take him Everywhere
there are others like it - true
but only him, for me, will do
you may have one you like fine,
but only this one here is Mine!
he more than just for play/pretend -
i Love this bear
he my Best friend
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u/the_magicbus
i found a shelf, a countertop
a chair n table too
a door, a stair - right to the top!
the whole house i went through
in every room i did the climb
it made me Oh, so hap!
i had the very Best of time
but now
i need
a nap. . . .
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u/10Dante4
’"I'mjustsogladyou'retalkingtomeeee"’
dear human, fren - you fascinate
n what you say is oh, so Great!
am hanging on your Every word
(don't understand a thing i heard...)
but there's nowhere i'd rather be
than list'ning what you say to me
n looking at your eyes above
i see your smile -
i hear your Love
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u/redditrick6986
’She s scared.’
i don't know why you humans sit n stare for oh, so long . . .
n then i hear them noises, like there must be somethin wrong
it doesn't seem so fun to jes be sitting on the couch
sometimes i hear you yellin, like, did something make you 'Ouch'?!
whatever, fren, i'm by your side, n you can hold my paw
you actin kinda jumpy - was there somethin that you saw??
i guess i gonna nap here, n jes listen to you talk....
(...but i'll be ready Any time you wanna go for walk!)
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u/mayaxs
now we laying down to sleep
this human babe so safe i keep
i am the dog - am do PROTEC
n love this little fren like heck
but if she wanna cover me
am laying still, so patiently
(she think she putting Me to bed
but i'm protecting her, instead)
n when she finally drifts to sleep
then out her room i gonna creep
n climb up on the momma's bed
(prefer the BIGGER one, instead ;)
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u/Jakunai
don't wanna 'steal your girl', my fren,
your boy, your mom, your dad
your sister or your brother, or
the best friend that you had
don't wanna steal nobody,
only one thing from the start -
the Only thing for sure, my fren,
i gonna steal your heart
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u/to_the_tenth_power
’Really cute! What a fluffy ducky!’
now i lay me down to sle....nope!
am try so hard my bill to keep
above the floor - not giving in
don't want my dreams yet to begin
but as i close my tired eyes
can't duck the sleep, i realize
that all is good
n i can rest
with ducky dreams
i will be blessed
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u/jread
’a decorated admiral no less....’
edit:salutes u/MrsRobertshaw
dear dad, it's your birthday - how's This for a gift!
the momma n me hope your heart gets a lift! :@)
a portrait of Me in my DERPIEST GLORY
Emblazoned with medals! A true soldier story....
reality, though - there's no battles i fought
there really weren't Any 'awards' that i sought
just one thing that mattered, dear dad, from the start -
All that I wanted to win
was your Heart!
201
u/mac_is_crack
...so whose idea was this - what the heck's it s'pose to be ?
you Really must be kidding if you think it looks like me...
it's ugly n it's angry, n i hate it very much
remove it from here, human -
it does not deserve my touch!
202
u/natrose19
’Moose! So cute, what a sweet thing to do for his old good boi.’
my friend, if it's a s t e a k you want, then that's what you shall get!
your life was long, but time is short, n it's not over yet
so let me take you out once more - a lovely wagon ride
i'll make you really comfortable, i'll put your bed inside
n we shall go together to the restaurant up the street
i'll get you Anything you want - your favorite things to eat!
dear Moose, my good old boy, my friend, i loved you from the start
forever i'll remember you -
Forever in my heart
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u/SimoneSijmArt
’And she looks like she knows it.’
so let me set you straight, my friend - it's 'human' that you are
a 'human' is a 'person', so you're Not a dog, by far!
'dog-person' is not something that you Ever 'used to be'.....
the Only thing you need to know
is You
belong
to Me
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u/OddlyGruntled
...oh, here he comes - am Much excite!
i gotta stand here outta sight
my human's climbing up the stair
but where i am, he unaware....!
around the corner - ready, wait....
oh, this bamboozle be so GREAT!
is closer now - the last step up -
SURPRISE!! is ME
your Loving pup!
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u/visbygram
oh G0SH - is birb! i help you, fren
then you can fly away again!
you trap inside? you should be Free!
don worry, birb - you can trust me!
my mouth is soft - i'll pick you up
release outside! (am GOODEST pup;)
good thing the cat was not here first -
your day would go from bad
to worst....
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Greetings, good neighbor - my daily Hello!
you'll hafta forgive me, cuz i'm kinda slow...
i like to come over n say Hi each day
i hope you don't mind, but i'm not gonna stay
before i go back, there's one thing i must do
can't hold it too long, so i'm just gonna poo
i'm old n forgetful, not sure when i went . . .
but i sure am happy
the time with You, spent
so when i get back home, i'll sure poop again -
(it's part of what 'old' means - you'll find out, my fren...)
if there's one thing i've learned, most important by far -
the grass is No greener,
wherEver you are
;@)
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u/mjw612
...excuse me - get Down?! are you talking to Me??
i'm fine where i am, 'fren' so just let me be
you worried 'bout 'scratches' on cabinets from claws ?!
calm down
i'm wearing my socks on my paws
;)
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u/missmetalz
we are the dogs who can PROTEC
from aliens! when you inspec
bring us along - we wanna come!
we help you find where they came from!
we homeless frens need families
so take us to your leader, please!
you'd fill our world with what we lack -
we'd Love you
to the moon n back!
209
u/jonvoightspencil
you may not think i am as well as i was,
but that doesn't matter to me now, because
it's true i'm no longer a dashing young pup
but still, i am stunning - cuz now i'm grown up!
n all that i've learned, friend, n all i've become
i'll never forget it was You it came from!
you loved me when i was a pup from the start -
forever n always
i'll be in your heart
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u/Misconduct
’Don’t let it fool you. He feels no shame. Only regret at getting caught!’
i am the cat -
no shame have i
but you know that
so don't ask why
n you can tell
that i am proud
(i know damn well
i'm not allowed ;)
i'm where i'm not
suppose to be,
regret i've got
that you caught me...
more stealth, next time
so you won't see
then there's no crime
to blame on me...
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u/BuggleLugs
’This cat looks 10x more intelligent than most cats.’
they said i was ugly - (i'd rather be smart...)
they said not to bother with me from the start
made me feel, as a kitten, like i was a freak
but you saw me different - thought i was unique
n as the years pass, it has made me so wise
i look in your soul with intelligent eyes
it's not 'surface beauty' that some people see,
it's the love deep inside that we share,
you n me
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’...sometimes (she'll) stare at people who occupy the seats we normally take, and people will give up their seats for us haha!’
c'mon my fren, i'll show the way -
i know where it is safe to stay!
i'll find an empty seat for you
(cuz that's what Goodest guide dogs do!)
n if there's not a place to sit,
no worries - i'll take care of it
is then i sit n do the stare
at human frens, n cuz they care
they'll gladly give their seat to you
then you can rest -
(n i can too ;)
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’Haha you’re right. Here’s a picture where he’s not acting like a goober. Hopefully this calms your fears a bit. https://imgur.com/gallery/WRT5ZN0’
i'm Charlie the dog, am so gentle n good
am called the Best Boy - i behave like i should
but when in the car, with my head out the roof
i snarl at the wind, n i act like a goof!
a vicious ATTACK at the wind as it blows
Protecting my human - the breeze up my nose!
no enemy scares me - we pick up the pace
as faster the wind keeps on whipping my face!
I'M DOG - HEAR ME ROAR! as we drive on our way
NO FIERCE WIND CAN STOP US - GET OUT OF OUR WAY!!
I'm Winning the battle! am smirking, quite smug ;@)
oh SH!T - holy HECK!
i jes swallowed a BUG...!
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u/Brotems
’No I've watched my cameras he lasts about 10 minutes and he busts out’
ok, i know you're leaving, n it's time to play the game
every time you go, can you just tuck me in the same?
it makes me feel so comfy when i'm gonna be alone....
(i'm bustin out tho, pretty soon - i'm gonna need that BONE!)
but as you leave, jes think of me - don't let the guilt prevail
i'm just a dog, but you're my bro, fren - you're the APHA MALE!
the blanket's fine, the tucking's good - i guess it has to do...
but it is No replacement, cuz i'd Rather cuddle you!
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u/GallowBoob
i am the cat - it is my wish
remove this creature from my dish!
my eyes will stare into your soul
til he is banished from my bowl
i do not know what is a 'frog'
cuz all i see is heckin HOG
don't tell me what I hafta do!
n NO! i Will NOT KISS AFEW !!!
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u/dococtopus420
i'm Winnie the pup, n i'm ready to go!
the Feds hidin somethin n WE WANNA KNOW!
them aliens in there, n we gonna RAID
we dog frens can DO IT, cuz we NOT AFRAID!!
am wearin antennae so humans can track
they wear the tin foil hats - we All will ATTACK!
Area 51 - no more deceive
we All want THE TRUTH
n
WE WANNA BELIEVE!!!
edit:
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u/R2D2-From-Star-Trek
’How does one obtain a black hole?’
what you see is what i'm not
cuz all you see is big black spot
but i am cat - i'll steal your soul
absorb it down a big black hole
n all you've known - all you've enjoyed
is sucked into eternal void
with me you go - your life you give
but me - i got
8 more to live . . . . .
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u/Ninja_Spi-D-er
is Cleaning day! we play pretend - imagination soars!
i love the way my human friend makes magic on the floor
today's the day i sail away in broom n bucket boat
the towel - it please, n catch the breeze, across the sheets we float!
am borking at the birb frens, hanging gently in the air
my sea adventure never ends, i'm off without a care!
alas, i reach a distant shore, at first i'm sad as heck
then human says 'let's play some more - it's time to swab the deck'....!
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u/akwsd89
lemme listen, human - just a little while more
there's somethin goin on in there, but what - i'm not quite sure...
i've always loved your lap the best, it keeps me nice 'n calm
you have the Bestest cuddles - they're so soft 'n warm - so Mom!
but now your lap is different, somehow Bigger, but yet small
(if the bigger part keeps growing, will you have a lap at all?!)
no matter, mom - i like it here n gaze at you above
i listen.... n i Feel it....
i think i hear your Love
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u/Ninja_Spi-D-er
’I love your poems u/SchnoodleDoodleDo!’
a bit of whimsy in troubled times
is why i pen these silly rhymes
if even one friend gets to smile
this little poem has been worthwhile!
;)
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u/TheShop
i am the kit . . . am s n e a k behind . . . . .
i gonna
. . . um,
oh
. . . nevermind
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u/to_the_tenth_power
’Dog gets slapped, a couple times, but stays because it’s aware its human is in distress. That’s a good dog.’
i am the dog - am do PROTEC!
when suddenly: ALERT! oh, HECK!
my human fren in Much distress!!
avert ATTACK - will try my Bes!
approach with caution flailing arms
BEGONE YE UNSEEN FORCE THAT HARMS!!
then mom she SMACKS as i get near :@(
's'ok, mom -
the threat is CLEAR !
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u/mayaxs
’When your grandma calls you handsome*....' u/mikemann869’
when your grandma calls you handsome
you become the PROUDEST BOY
there's Nothing else no one can say
to bring you so much joy!
for i am Dog - much bigger than
the tiny lapdog kind
a 'floofy' one i'll never be,
but grandma doesn't mind
n what she says, it means the Most
cuz she is old n wise
what matters Most - so Handsome, me
in grandma's loving eyes!
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u/Climatechange17
’shhhhh, sleep now, human. It's just a dream*....." u/Knight-in-Gale’
now you laying down to sleep
i am the cat, n i will keep
my human fren asleep all night
cuz i know how to do it right
with body, warm, i pin his head
(no Way he fallin out of bed!)
n tho you canno breathe, it seems
sleep well - n have the purrfect dreams
;)
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u/MyNameGifOreilly
now i lay me down to sleep
right here . . . right now! i canno keep
my head up for a minute more!
n so i'm dropping to the floor
am such a Very tired pup
this final step canno get up
n so, upon the stair i lay
i'll finish climb
another day
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’Ima rub mah balls on ya carpet Janet, should’ve let me have the treats....* u/9fourbeats’
i am the dog - don't like no snub
n so mah balls i gonna rub
i wanted treats - for them i live!
but oh, No, Janet wouldno give
n so, the mom - i gonna bug -
i drag mah balls across the rug
across the floor n thru the halls -
that's Right!
i gonna rub mah balls....
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u/OddlyGruntled
’Protecting OP from the car.’
dear human - what is This? is it a game we gonna play?
i don't know whatchu doin here, as under car you lay...
is something Wrong? looks Dangerous! you sleeping? What the HECK?!
i am the dog - no worries, fren, cuz I'm here to PROTEC!
228
u/vladgrinch
hey, cat - i know we different, but i kinda like you here...
if i just lay here quietly, can you jes lick my ear ?
...oK, ALRIGHT - hold still - just One! i'll give you quick ear bath
but speak of this to No one! or you gonna feel my wrath...
229
u/JagannathHyam
i saw you on the street one day - like me, you were alone
i wondered if you ever found a family of your own....
some time went by, i wondered where you were, my 'mystery fren'
i thought you hadn't noticed me
and then we met again
n this time, we both stopped n looked, then you came by my side
with silent stares we knew that we could search the world wide
n never find another we would like as much - n then
a gentle touch
that meant So much . . .
i'm glad we met
again
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u/ichmagnetos
’The street artist is Anežka (Agnes) Kašpárková. [Here](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Louka_HO_kapli%C4%8Dka.JPG) is what this building looked like when she finished. Per [here](https://mymodernmet.com/grandma-paints-houses-louka/): > In the small Czech village of Louka, in southern Moravia, one woman has made it her mission to beautify the homes of her neighbors. Agnes Kasparkova is a 90-year-old former agricultural worker who picked up a new hobby in her retirement—painting. > Kasparkova uses her spare time to paint traditional Moravian motifs in bright blue-ultramarine across the walls of Louka's buildings. A favorite space to paint is the village chapel, which gets annual touch-ups by the artist, as she springs up on the scaffolding and paints a flowery motif across the facade. > Using her imagination, she doesn't plan out her work in advance, letting her brush and fantasy decide the final results. Previously, other women painted the white Moravian houses, passing down the tradition to Kasparkova. And though she pauses in the winter due to the cold climate, as spring arrives she continues beautifying the village. Her work is similar to the painted houses of Zalipie, with their colorful flower garlands, and reminds us that you are never too old to demonstrate your creativity. [Here](https://www.google.com/maps/@48.9150882,17.4890502,3a,60y,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s8Oo8aRuu3nbECLe0IigZ3w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) is this work of hers on Google Street View. In [2017 she was 90](https://mymodernmet.com/grandma-paints-houses-louka/).’
if i can leave my handiwork on something that i see
not for money, not for gold - it's really not for me
the smallest contribution to a world that's mean n cold
i'm gonna keep on doing it
until i'm very old
it's for somebody just passing by, who maybe likes it there
(& if you don't, then walk on by - keep going, i don't care...)
but even if, perhaps, a single person gets to smile
i thank you for your time, my friends -
you've made it All worthwhile
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i can feel the time is closer, as i see your face again
i still cannot beLieve that you're adopting me, my friend!
each day that passes by i feel the time is very near
that, as you promised me, i'll soon be getting out of here!
my skin it feels all shivery, but better than before
but that's cause i'm excited, n i couldn't love you more!
can't wait until i get to live with You - you are the Best!
(i think my little doggie heart
is beating out my chest!!)
(good luck, OP!)
edit:my name is Fish, n i love you ~ i made a wish, n you came true!
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u/Boomersgang
now i lay me down to sleep
i know this arm is gonna keep
me safe n snug - PROTEC from all,
(n never will you let me fall ;)
jes hold me in your arms, my fren
as i drift off to sleep again
n when i wake, i'll look above
n see your face
n feel
your love
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u/Savidawn93
’You are a genius. I'm going to use this trick’
so as my human reads i hold his place inside the book
no 'dog-eared' pages needed - all he has to do is look
he'll see i've kept it open to the page that he last read
the only problem being that his book is now my bed...
234
u/iamtheliquor__
’Just lost our old girl, so watching this made me all weepy and stuff... They really love us a lot.’
i'll just sit n wait until you have the time for me
cuz really there is nowhere else that i would rather be....
the time we have together never seems to be enough,
i wanna make you happy, even when the days are tough
so if you take a minute, friend, i sure could use a pet!
it shows me that you love me, n that you will not forget
that i am yours, n you are mine - forever, from the start
n when i'm gone,
i'll Always leave
my pawprints
on your heart
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u/mayaxs
’obvious joy of see the fluff flounce....* u/Mirorcurious’
i gonna flounce my fluff today - no rain will make me stop!
i am the dog - the raincoat wear to cover up my top
it keeps me dry, from head to toe - there's booties on my feet
but if i couldno wag my tail, i wouldn't feel complete
my tail it shows my happiness - i wave it as i go
in any kind of weather, rain or shine, so people know
no matter what the day is like, my step will have a bounce
n all my frens will watch me, n admire my fluffy flounce!
236
u/hiimcoleman
’I've never tried this but saved it for if I ever did: https://i.imgur.com/W4IVm9y.mp4’
i am the mouse - hello, my friend
oh please my life you shouldno end!
am kind n sweet as i can be
give me a chance - no asshole, me
jes look at my pathetic face
please take me to a better place!
n you may find the good you do
to one small friend
comes back to you
237
u/scarlett_butler
’[deleted]’
i am the cat, n what i see -
my best friend looking back at me
i see a human, she is mine
n Everything about her's fine
so this must be what 'beauty' means -
(she learns from me to do the 'preens')
n when i see her face above
she's Beautiful
cuz i see Love
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u/Sorcatarius
’It taught you how to play throw...’
you think you want a dog, friend?
well, you got something to know
we cats are good at Everything -
i'll teach you how to throw!
just toss the toy across the floor,
don't let it go too far
i'll pick it up, n maybethen
return it where you are...
remember this - to all who ask
it's something that we do
make sure you make it clear to them
that I'm the one trained you
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u/regzm
’You are so lucky to find a Four Paw Clover* . . .’
it took awhile to find me, friend - but i was worth the wait
n i'm so glad you did, because you're making my life Great!
i'm your lucky four paw Clover, n i'll make your wish come true
(my kitty wish all ready did
when I got 'picked' by You!)
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u/Sorcatarius
’What if they’re the same person from two different timelines but somehow they got crossed and now we’re in a poem paradox?!’
i'm Sproodle / i'm Schnog ! 'tis a paradox, see?
just how many of us could there Possibly be?!
i can speak for myself - i'm just one here, alone
as for poem_for_your_sprog, well, He sits on a Throne ;)
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u/peanutbutterandjim
’Love the look on the cat’s face! “If I don’t look at it, maybe it will go away”😄’
oh-God!-is-This-my-HOUSE?? i've-never-Been-so-Very-HAP !!!
i-gotta-get-the-zoomies-out!! am-do-another-LAP !!!
...um.....
WTF is THIS ? can you EXPLAIN why it is here ?!
n if i donno look at it - will it just DISAPPEAR ??!
242
u/oofitsmae
i am the dog, n don't forget
am SERVICE DOG, so DO NOT PET
i have a Job - important, me
i wear the vest for All to see
no pets allowed while i PROTEC
my human friend i love like Heck!
must focus on that friend all day
(when vest comes Off
is time for Play ;)
243
u/AtomicCypher
’I laughed way too much at this.’
when is time to go to bed,
i gently want to lay my head
is now i wish to go to sleep
so, cautiously, in box i creep
will soon be in my sweetest dreams
am almost there, or so it seems...
n as, so careful, i begin -
the momma cat
JUST
DUMPS
ME
IN
:(
244
u/kevinowdziej
i am the kit
this thing i see
am watching it
curiously
am unaware
what floats inside
am do a stare -
eyes open wide
then try n touch -
oh Heck - is wet!
i want So much
that thing to get...
a bit of doubt
must think some more...
then dump it out
upon the floor
245
u/commonvanilla
i am the kit
n here i sit
contented as can be
so safe n warm
on momma's arm
as here she cradles me
the years go by
for mom n i,
together we are smitten
as momma writes
thru days n nights -
so very much she's written!
n i have heard
her every word
i've listened from the start
forever hold
the stories told
inside my kitten heart
246
u/ballsacks_69
’OMG, the heat wave has melted your hamsters!’
these melting hams leave me befuddled -
they look like they be hamsters, puddled!
they Must get on their wheels n spin!
they Way too fat - they should be thin!
im asking for their frens n fams:
can someone please help cure these hams?!
(perhaps they maybe in a trance -
should someone call the hambulance?!)
247
u/AtomicCypher
if i could only catch the air
as we go driving by
to hold it in my hands, right there -
so hard, i gonna try . . .
then i would be so Happy for
a moment, maybe longer
if i could hold the wind, n more
then i would feel much stronger
alas, it blows right thru my paws
n mouth - i feel defeat
so frustrating to me, because
the wind
i canno eat . . .
248
u/Steward03
’You better have a good fucking explanation for this...’
so where the devil were you? 'human friends' - you must explain
i waited here forever! i'm your cat, i won't complain...
but there must be some answers for you leaving me like this
don't think it really matters, it's not 'humans' that I'd miss...
but sometimes, late at night, when i would wonder where you went
i thought back to when you were here - the good times that we spent
but i don't need NO 'human friends' to make my dreams come true!
for I am CAT!
but if i did
those 'humans'
would be
you...
249
u/Kebno
ok, so i'll just stay right here, no worries, nothing wrong....
you think i didn't notice, friend, that you were gone so long ?!
ok, no problem, now you're here, n everything's all right...
no matter, then, don't mind me -
i won't let you out of sight!!
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u/BirdPlan
’...you cut this holes out specifically for the dog didn't you...’
u/ello_ello_
i have a place i like to go my human made for me
my neighbors next door donno know - is secret as can be :@
a little spot for me to peek. n watch them in their yard
(i love it when i do a sneak - it isn't very hard...)
it's in the fence - three holes for me, that i like to look thru
is just because i wanna see what next door neighbors do!
(i'm not sure if they see me, but i donno think they care...)
but one thing I can see -
their grass no greener over there
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oh, hey! it's You, my favorite friend!
hang on - i'll get a toy!
i Love the time we get to spend -
i'll share what i enjoy!!
don't leave - you'll see, i'm gonna RUN
n be back really quick!
watch This! is gonna be so fun -
am bringing toys And STICK!
sometimes you find a special friend,
who can't stay for too long...
but they need All the time you spend
with them to keep them strong
so be like Jasper, everyday
n stay with them awhile
just stop, n sit, n maybe play
n leave them
with a smile
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u/QuackQuackQuackLOL
i stayed here by your pillow, hoping you'd come back someday
oh, how i missed you, friend, that time when you first went away!
your pillow held the memories that we shared when we slept
n even tho you were not here, those memories i kept...
now as the years have passed, you come n visit now n then
i'll always try my best to come n sleep with you again!
n tho it's getting harder, just for me to climb the stair
if sometime i can't make it
in your heart
i'll still be there
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u/DebonairMedia
hey, daddy - look what I did! all alone i climbed the stair!
i betcha didn't even know jes how i got up there ;@)
i watched you everyday, as you would on the stairs go up
n tried so hard to do it, cuz i'm Much determined pup!
so very careful, step by step, i slowly made the climb
(alittle 'fraid of falling, so i really took my time...)
n then, i followed smells that led me here, dad - aren't you Proud?!
this couch is really comfy!
what'dya Mean i'm 'not allowed' ?!
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u/Space_cowboy_X
’Comfort comes in all forms. Fairly certain my rescue dog rescued me, having something to care for and a reason to get up in the morning...’
comfort comes in many forms, some you would not expect
the quiet reassurance from a pet, when they suspect...
they sense our inner feelings, n respond without a word
they give you comfort, sometimes More than Anything you've heard
n so to have an understanding soulmate by your side
who questions not your mood swings, up n down, that you can't hide
they give you reasons - many more, to rise n face the day
no matter what is wrong with you
they love you
anyway
edit:spelling...goodlucku/Space_cowboy_x!
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u/mayaxs
tell me one more time how i will never be alone
i cannot quite believe i have a human of my own!
i've waited here so long - so many people passed me by
i felt i didn't have a chance
sometimes it made me cry
i never in my life thought i would Ever feel such joy
you hold me in your arms, n you keep calling me 'Good Boy'!
today my life has started as you make my dreams come true
n now we'll share
'together love'
cuz now it's Me n You
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. . . ok . . . . .
what now?
i fetched them all . . .
you said 'GOOD BOY! GO GET THE BALL!!'
n so i fetched
n fetched s'more
it quickly went
from 1 to 4
n now, in mouth
the balls are stuck
'No take ~ just Throw'
but
WTF??!
257
u/FatCat45
’My corrupted soul can't take this. This is too wholesome and pure’
when is time to rise n shine
dear human fren, i know you're mine
cuz even when alarm is screaming
you hold me close here - we still dreaming
just alittle while more,
cuz that's what precious time is for
before you leave, n gone all day
just know
i really wish
you'd stay...
258
u/stefaniez1
’He looks like the goodest boy.’
whenever, friend, i bring you joy
you tell me i'm the Goodest Boy!
there's nothing more i long to hear
than when you whisper in my ear
the 'Good Boy' words mean most to me -
you always say them lovingly!
n thru the years, as old i've grown
the Favrit words i've ever known
still fill my heart with love sublime -
please
call me 'Good Boy'
one
more
time
259
u/singingaknb
’That's some security system they got!’
someone rang the doorbell - is my duty to go check
i'll see if they're important, n if not, i'll give them Heck...
intimidating - i am cat - BEWARE if you come near!
before you set a foot inside
you gonna know I'm here . . . . .
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u/ResearcherVortex
’“Maybe... I... just... haven’t... reached... the good part... yet...”’
inspired by u/maqkayla ;)
when human fren is snacking in the kitchen by the sink
i stand n wait for him to share, it's something Good i think...
so patient me, i donno beg - i know i'll get a taste
for i am Dog, n 'No Snack Left Behind' - i donno waste!
then, finally, my fren leans down n offers me a bite
n bit by bit i n!bble it, but something don't seem right....
am try n try to find the stuff i always like to get
maybe...i...just
...haven't...reached
...the...t a s t y...good part...yet....
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u/mac_is_crack
’What if I need him....?’
I'm Ollie, the dog, n i work at the store
i'll help you to find, friend, what you're looking for!
what is it today - a leash, or a ball?
whatever you want you'll see we have it All!
perhaps a new bed, or some schmacks, or a Toy?!
you shopping today for Good Girl or Good Boy??!
there's all sorts of playthings, n all kinds of feed
just follow me! i'll give you All that you need!
oh, me? no i don't need no pay like the rest
is Helping the customers i like the best!
i Always try hard (but it might take awhile...)
you give me some scritches
i'll give You a smile!
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u/Linkakq
’Hes certainly dumb enough to get in if he could XD’
am sitting here n watching water splash behind the door
i canno understand why it's not spilling on the floor!
i use my paws to try 'n touch, with tongue i do a lick
just what is this bamboozlement ? why, human, do you trick ?!
am getting kinda thirsty, but the water i no taste
dear human, what the Heck, here, fren - n why the water waste?!
...they clothes in there? oh, good - so let me know when they are done
i'll rip 'em all to shreds when they come out
That will be fun . . . !
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u/AConfederacyOfDunces
’I really wish I knew. We live in remote areas and there are farms around but I searched and couldn’t find his momma. When I get off work tonight I’ll look more. He ate like his stomach was wearing a blister in his back though. I stopped on the way in and got wet food for kittens and cat litter. I used a specimen box for litter and he is currently sleeping on my stomach while I type this.’
some search the world over as they seek their perfect gem
that one elusive beauty that would mean so much to them!
yet then they turn n find it at their feet - a dream come true
while you were out there searching, friend
'twas Me - who came found you
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u/to_the_tenth_power
’Pupper: "I'm so excited that they can't see me!"’
i am the pup you canno see
dear human - do you look for me!?
am lying here, under the sheet
bamboozle me - am so discreet!
but wagging tail canno control
reveals me, n bares my soul -
nothing excites me more than you
i am the pup -
is what i do . . .
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’I'm guessing the only way that'd be possible is if you opened up every door and led him out, or else he might try to go through the floor’
oh, G0D! the FOOD!! i want so bad!
i canno reach - it makes me sad !
am try So hard to chew thru cage -
am fighting back my pupper rage!
dear fren - why do you do this tease ?
it donno make me very please
so LET ME OUT! don't like defeat!!
i see the food -
i Gotta EAT!!
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’mlem mlem mlem mlem’
now i lay me down to sleep,
am mlemming in my dreams, so deep
it comfort me to lick the air -
am dreaming that there's something there
perhaps a treat, or milk from mom,
my kitten mlem mlems keep me calm
n as i tuck my paws in tight,
am safe n snug
all thru the night
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u/IcyButterscotch0
he filled my empty heart the many times i felt alone
there was no better friend on earth that i have ever known....
if you can share your life with even one small pet, or two
the comfort that their memory brings will last your whole life through
their lives are sadly short, sometimes too soon they have to leave
but none of them would want for us to ever after grieve!
look back, recall the times you had together, that you shared
remember how they loved you,
n how much for You
they cared
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don't count the years they're with you - count the smiles that they give
cuz dogs cannot count birthdays, or how many years they live
it's quality, not quantity with 'dog-time' that we're blessed
n every year that passes just gets better than the rest!
so one, or two, or five, or ten - it never seems enough
they're always there to comfort you, whenever times get tough!
so Celebrate them Everyday you have them from the start
n many years that follow
they will live
inside your heart
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u/tagafsawcvb
’He better open em quick cuz that other cat be eyeballing that frog like he's about to make it his.’
i am the cat - so jealous me
what could this thing on fren's paw be?!
i never saw one just like it -
gosh darn it, fren - that thing's the Sh!t !
if i get close, i wonder if
i maybe get a little sniff...
oh no you don't get in between -
this here My prince -
I am the QUEEN...
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u/chopperian
’He was a very special cat! Acted more like a dog and used to follow me to school when I was younger. We had to have a special chair for him to sit with us at the table after dinner, he really thought he was just another member of the family and was always included. I wish he was still here.’
n so, another Christmas pic - is time to do the pose
we do it every year, my friend, so i know how it goes...
but let's do something special this year for the picture thing
dear friend - i wanna wear the crown
i wanna be the King
for all the years i've let you dress me any way you want
you try to change it up - for just the right outfit you hunt!
but let me do it my way now - it will be Great, i'm sure
remember me forEver friend -
a King forever more!
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u/diensthunds
’He looks like such a good boy! Also the story is heartwarming :) Happy Birthday Tank! May you get many treats!!!’
look into my eyes, my friend, n tell me what you see
cuz tho i canno hear your words, i see you look at me
n when i see your human face there, smiling from above
i don't need words to know you're saying I'm the one you love!
so in my silent world, i hear your feelings loud n clear
n you can see my tail wagging Anytime you're near!
a loving bond is man n dog - a special one we share
in the quietest of moments
we both know
how Much
we care
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u/3erty
sometimes we have to leave our pet behind, from childhood
life takes a new direction, n we take it, as we should!
you know you're going to miss them, but new paths you need to roam
n when you go n visit, they'll be waiting there at home
they'll miss you - it is different when a human goes away
but they'll be fine - there's others who will care for them n play!
n if the day should come, when you come walking thru the door
they'll let you know You were the one
that they were waiting for
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u/3erty
’I really needed to read that. Thank you very much.’
you've been with me forever, friend - i loved you from the start!
you'll still be with me now
because
you're tattooed on my heart!
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u/BirdPlan
now i lay me down to sleep,
on momma's bosom i will keep
my head - so comfy, resting here,
i like it when she holds me near
this pillow mine - i love so much,
i willno let Nobody touch
for i am Dog - am do PROTEC!
(don even try - i'll give you HECK...)
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u/justkindafloating
’As important as that was for you, it was likely 3X as important for him. It's far too easy to eschew grandparents as not worth time or whatever, but you are his legacy. He sees—in you—the future that he cannot be a part of. Good for and on you. I'm not 83 yet, but I look at my kids this way and look forward to seeing grandkids carry my legacy. Thanks for sharing this beautiful moment.’
do grandpas count? sometimes they may not feel like they do
you're busy now, you're far away - but they won't forget you...
you're young, you're busy, traveling - life takes you here n there
but grandpa stays just where he is
n wonders if you care
should you find time, to walk back in, n maybe say hello ?
if only for alittle while, as in your travels go
do grandpas count ? you Bet they do - they count the years gone by
if you can stop, or call, to say 'i love you',
friend -
please
try
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u/Shuck62
’The owner of those fingers is one brave soul!’
Who goes there - DARES disturb my peace?!
this 'finger tapping' - make it cease!
no 'brave soul' human do i see
for I am CAT -
...dont Mess with me!
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u/aderaptor
’Your human is metamorphosing! I see he's built a cocoon already.’
when is time to go to bed
i rather sleep like this instead
while human morphs inside cocoon
we guys ain't getting up too soon...
i do not get up in his face,
instead i give him Lotsa space
n me - i s t r e t c h out on the bed -
my butt where momma lays her head
;)
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’It's cute, but to be honest it doesn't look comfortable.’
u/Silydeveen: 'It's cute, but to be honest it doesn't look comfortable . . .'
who, me? i'm fine... i'm good, s'okay
n in this bag i wanna stay!
as long as you take me along,
i'm Fine here - nope! there's nothing wrong...
...um, yeah, well, it's alittle tight
but that's ok! i'll be all right!
hey, fren, it's Me - your dog in here
n yes, i Crave to have you near
but maybe -
could i have more room ?
please let me out . . .
i gotta zoom!
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u/O-shi
’Not impressed because there's no peanut butter today.’
u/4nak8r269: 'Not impressed because there's no peanut butter today...
am dog - don't want another whiff
am Not impressed without the Jif
:@(
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u/clintnorth
whenever fren to home returns
there's something that he knows he earns
he loves my special way to greet -
my cat headbutts are oh, so sweet!
there may be dogs who give a paw,
or bring their ball, n frens say 'aww..'
my guy likes headbutts - i do, too
cuz Great minds think alike - it's true ;)
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u/Renshaw25
’She's very non confrontational about it, although she's three times his weight.’
...excuse me, but, um, can't you see
what this cat 'fren' has done to me ?
so quietly, a sneak she pulled
but i am dog - i won't be fooled!
She took my bed!!... what do i do?
she 'visitor', i know, its true
n i'm suppose to Share my stuff
but C'mon, cat - i had enough!
i Love your visits - i don't mind,
but Please - next time
LEAVE CAT BEHIND!!
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u/ultraautistic12
’r/tippytaps’
when the door is open n my human's home once more
i am the dog - so Happy! tippytaps across the floor!
as soon as i hear doorknob turn, from peaceful nap i rise
he's Here! the master has returned - i can't believe my eyes!!
n then the feeling starts - it rises up from deep inside
am So excite! my body shakes - my love i canno hide!
then with my fren, we do the greet - a Happy dance you'll see
now Hurry up, n take us Out -
cuz we both gotta pee!!
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u/the_onetrueking
’[deleted]’
i am the kit
so very smol
n barely can
i walk at all
my human spy -
i like him near !
how Can i get
to There from Here ?
one foot in front
of other, go
am Learning
to take steps
real s l o w . . .
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u/natsdorf
’[They are so sweet together!](https://i.imgur.com/vaversy.png)’
thanks to u/Pet_Disneyfication:
i am the cat, n when i see
my grandpa looking back at me
i gaze up to his eyes above
he touches me - i feel his love!
then with my quiet, gentle paw
i touch him back, n feel the aww . . .
a love we share, we canno hide -
is then we Both
been Disneyfied
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u/digitallandfill
’nothing sad here. he's gone a bit deaf and a bit cranky over the years, but full of spirit trust me....’
i am the dog - there's nothing sad
for all my life has been so glad!
am cranky when i wanna be,
(i've earned the right, you must agree)
at 16 years, much knowledge, me
am Full of spirit, can't you see?
n as i wake from peaceful place
a Rainbow shines across my face!
n on my furry coat of old
it shines its many colors, bold
for i'm the gold at rainbow's end
a treasure, loved
by You,
my friend
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u/mayaxs
’Day 176: They still have no clue’
rock-a-bye baby - this fren has no clue
cradled in arms is what i like to do
n as, off to dreamland, he rocks me to sleep
am counting my blessings - my secret to keep
for i am the dog, n this human my dad
n he is the Best thing that i ever had!
he loves me like i am his son, n it shows
he calls me his 'baby' :@)
( i think the mom knows ....)
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u/binarystitch
i am the cat, n here i lie
alas, am much too young to die
am languish here on counter top
awaiting hunger pains to stop
in nightmares of an empty bowl
am Starving, deep down to my soul
will humans even be bereft ?
nah....
they know i got 8 lives left ....
288
u/C_Boots
can somebody come take us? how we'd love a home with you
but please don't separate us - you'll get not one pet, but two!
we promise we'll be oh, so good, so if you wouldn't mind
whichever one of us you want
don't leave my friend behind!
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u/AristonD
’Such a good mama. I watched. She was careful not to step on a single pup! Sometimes I trip over my kids and I only have 2 feet! 😂’
today i teach you something new -
am gonna need some room....
you'll Like it kids - i promise you
now watch - i gonna zoom!
ya gotta start out kinda slow,
n then you find a way
to jumparound, n faster go -
my Favorite kinda play!
so little pups - i have no doubt
you'll learn to do it, too
you gotta get the zoomies out -
is So much fun to do!!
290
u/Jakunai
if i could hand you cuteness, friends, i'd make it look like this
a tiny bit of fluffiness, that if you left, you'd miss
so many of us leave our pets, n head out for the day
we're happy when we see them, but we miss them anyway...
i'll try n give you happiness, that maybe brings a smile
n maybe makes you think about the pets you love, awhile
but i can't give a pet to you - you'd have to leave it home
all i can give, to take along
if you want
is my poem
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u/smitty1087
we are the pups, here side by side,
we standing by the wall
our love for mom we canno hide -
we feel so big n tall!
n we will try our very best
to jump, n leap,n climb!
(we'll try awhile, n then we'll rest,
cuz it'll be naptime ;)
n as we try, a peek to take
at momma there, above
we 'border pups', n what We make -
this here a wall of Love
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u/giddyuppgirl
i'm Carson the dog, n i'm Such a good boy
i Love chasing ball - it still brings me such joy!
i'm almost 16, but no matter to me
as long as you're near, i'm as glad as can be :)
so maybe i don't hear as well as before,
n i need to Watch the ball bounce cross the floor...
the cats i police - yeah, I would if i could....
what the heck -
You're the Best
n you've made my life good
293
u/Shuck62
’One of the biggest joys about having a backyard bird feeder is watching bird parents feed their babies. . . .’
i'll get it - you stay here, my babe - don't worry, i'll be fine
this stupid human trap ain't gonna take no babe of mine!
just watch me, very carefully - i will not let it fall
but i don't want you near it! don't get close to it at all!
we parents sometimes risk our lives to get the food we need
it's never really easy, when we have young mouths to feed!
but we want for our babies nothing but the very best
cuz we know, all too soon
we gonna have
an empty nest
edit:words
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u/hippovomit
i am the mouse ~ so smoli be
my flower house all polleny
n when i lay me down to sleep,
i gonna stay inside, so deep
in pollen, sunk in golden dust
....i think i'm drunk
so sleep i must......
295
u/Khrime
i am the pup, i see your hand
am try so hard to understand
am sit . . . am stay, am listen good -
i try n do just what i should
....i Think i got it, finally !
you don't want 'paw',
you just
want
me!
:@)
296
u/glassshield
'I really want a puppy!'
when the thought occurs to you
consider us - come take a look
we were once puppies, too....
perhaps a 'gift', that didn't work,
perhaps 'too hard to train'...
however life's road led us here
we don't want to remain
we dream of how a friend, some day
comes walking thru the door
they look at us, n smile, n say
'You're what I'm looking for!!'
until that day, we're waiting here
so tired, n alone
hoping for a final chance -
a family
of our own
297
’I mean I would stop exercising to cuddle but that's just me as I don't wanna exercise’
....do you really wanna do that? cuz you lookin like you strain....
i heard you grunting, human, n it sounds like you in pain
Hey, I got an idea! since you down there on the floor -
i'll lay right down here next to you - let's cuddle here some more!
or how about i get my BALL?! now That is Always fun !
(....if i look down much longer, there'll be drool in 3...2...1.....)
298
u/cloudbake
’Please say he has a little helmet. Please say he has a little helmet. Please say he has a little helmet........’
when is time to ride the bike
my human straps me in
he knows how very much i like
adventure to begin!
he doin me a safety, as
he zips me in my seat
(n in his hand, he always has
a treat for me to eat ;)
we almost set! am Much excite
the snacks have all been fed
just one more thing - to do it right:
a helmet
for my head
299
u/socialpronk
’I added a step, see if you can notice the difference.....’
i am the dog - so trained am me!
(i add an 'extra step', you'll see ;)
so patient sit - am on a STAY
then mom, she turn n walk away...
the clipboard judge looks unimpressed -
(well, Karen - you ain't Seen my BEST!)
Nows the part i WIN the ROOM -
i RACE to mom, n CIRCLE-ZOOM!!
1-2-3-4-5-6- turns!
the Champion ME !! the trophy earns
:@)
300
u/PlatypuSofDooM42
now we laying down to sleep
as safe our human friend we keep
n as he rests his weary head,
we three dogs get to share the bed!
for us, he Always makes the room -
(we'd Fight for PlatypuSofDoom!)
now as we sleep, all's well, it seems
our human bro
is in our dreams
301
u/fortheloveofsass
’Thank you!!!’
i'm Hattie the donkey, n this is my girl
she treats me like i'm the Best ass in the worl!
even her name 'fortheloveofsass', see -
Everyone knows that's referring to me
n now that i'm older, with her loving care
she finds me the Bestess of treats, n we share!
when frens say she has 'a nice ass', i'll agree ;)
(she Knows what she has - n the Best ass is Me!!)
302
u/mac_is_crack
there's places that we go sometimes, they're much too sad to see
yet still we go, to try 'n comfort friends n family
for we are dogs - our hearts don't know about this thing called 'hate'
we're only full of love for All, n we don't hesitate
approaching strangers, never met, a wagging tail they'll see
the innocence of canine trust - we share it, willingly
if only for a moment we can help them, maybe smile
our travels to these places
now, too often
are worthwhile
303
u/Victoria-Chaplin06
’I caught my gf sleeping with my best friend too. I also took pictures. Then I stepped out of the closet and they were both like what the fuck?’
now we laying down to sleep
when, into room, i hear you creep....
am scared you mad - i hold so still
pretend to be asleep, i will...
i love this girl, so very much -
in Heaven when i feel her touch!
please, friend - i can explain to you . . .
for i am Dog
i love You, too!
304
u/LopsidedPanic
’SHES AMAZING TELL HER SHES THE GOODEST GIRL...’
i am the cat - AMAZING, ME!!
i caught a mouse, fren - look n see!
am feeling now on Top of World -
Please tell me i'm the GOODEST GIRL!
was so excite when mouse i spied -
no more can rodent hellions hide!
am reveling in k!ll sublime -
so many mice ~ so little time . . .
edit:!
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u/madd98
’This is the best thing Earth has to offer. If we meet an alien species and they ask to see the wonders of our world, we dont show them our massive cities, natural landscapes, or technology. We show them this dog, right here.’
welcome to our planet! we have wonders here to see
but there is none more wonderful than what you'll see in me!
for i am Dog - the Bestest thing to offer, in All worlds
you'll find that Earth is Full of us - the Goodest Boyes n Girls!
we're Always glad to see you, it no matters who you are
(if we're lucky to have famlees, they're our Favrit ones, by far;)
but anytime you're lonely, we'll be there, right by your side
we take care of our humans - make them happy when they've cried
our humans? yes, we love them, but there's much they have to learn
it's really understanding others - trust they need to earn
as dogs, we're not judgemental, but the thing we're fondest of
a place to lie, in Peace at night
n somebody
to love
306
u/photosofmydog
’Toast is a good name’
i'm just a little puppy - don't know why you call me 'Toast'
the only thing i learned, so far is friend - i love you most!
this place is really different - 'Home' is what you say it is
(but i canno do pee inside - Outside is for my biz....)
so much to learn, but when you say the 'Toast' word, all i see
is happy smiling human faces looking back at me!
i dont know how i got so lucky! everything is new!
someday, i will look back on this, my friend -
a Toast to you!
307
u/shibeevee
today's my first day on the job! you mind if i sit here?
...too close? so what - i block your desk ? i Like it when you're near!
don't worry, i don't need a thing -
do what you have to do....
...you think when it is snacktime, friend, that i will get snack, too?
so where you do your potty, oh? . . . i hafta go outside
(pssst! see that houseplant over there?! i think that i could hide....)
. . . . . so is it time to leave yet? i forgot to bring a toy :(
just make sure All your work frens know
that I'm
the GOODEST BOYE
308
u/sunnydays0523
’Hilarious at times but mostly miserable’
you laugh, but i am miserable - this cone no purpose serves
a punishment more horrible than any cat deserves!
a plastic lamp shade on my head ?! n why's it there - for what?!!
depriving me of life's great joy -
i canno LICK MY BUTT!!
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u/mayaxs
’[removed]’
i am the dog who canno see,
but feel the sun rays warming me
each morning greets my face outside
an early glow that canno hide
then later, lounge in noonday heat
the sun, so hot - am warmed complete!
but in the waning hours of day -
before the last rays fade away,
is then i smell the setting sun
n soon my nighttime has begun
goodnight, sweet warmth from up above ~
you fill my Sunny heart
with love
310
u/SnelsonSneels
now i lay me down to sleep
how long this cone i gotta keep
around my head, both day n night ?!
restricts my life - is way too tight!
i canno reach my food in bowl
this cone of shame has burned my soul
i don't know why is on - for what?
I CANNO EVEN LICK MY BUTT!!
311
u/omeezysheezy
there's a place i like to be
that only me n human see
there's no one else that he lets in,
that's when his 'sitting down' begin
but not the same as in a chair
(n no one else allowed in there...)
just me n him - no one aroun -
is then the human pants come down!
n this the part i like the best:
for me, they make a little nest
i curl up inside the unders
(sometimes there is sound like thunders...)
i gaze up at his face above
i sits ~ he sh!ts
this must be love
312
i've stood beside you, human friend, in everything you've done
in good times n in bad ones, too, in sadness n in fun
we've grown to be like brothers - your 'BEST BOY' i've always been
you're calling me 'Best Man' now, cuz your Wedding i am in!
n so, our family's growing, we will share our life with 'girl'
(i know you really love her - she's your Favrit in the worl ;)
so as you stand together, n exchange your loving vows -
i'm gonna steal the spotlight, cuz I'll get the most 'bow-Wows!
313
u/snotbag_pukebucket
’Cat improves interview, surely?’
you guys are really boring - I will show you what to do
nobody really wants to hear this blah-blah-blah from you!
but let a cat take over - Everybody wants to see!
they won't be watching You, my friends -
All eyes will be on me
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
edit:spelling
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u/snotbag_pukebucket
’I don't know what you're on about this interview is lame let's take this on a different route and play a little game while you two talk about a race I'll interrupt your chat I'll rub my butt upon your face because I am a cat’
;)
'feline interruptus' is the game i like to play
however i Heck up your life - i'm always in the way!
so sniff my butt n feel my claws - now This what I call Fun!
I just 'dropped the mic' my frens -
this intermeww is Done!
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u/fortheloveofsass
’He's thanking his human for all the care and love.’
been watching you awhile here, friend - i was alittle scare
i couldn't figure out just why it was you seemed to care....
nobody ever treated me this kind, not since my birth
til now -
for You have made me feel
for once,
like i have worth
❤️
316
u/GallowBoob
i remember when you told me there's a baby on the way
the stunning shock of thinking that this just wasn't My way
dear daughter: you're not married yet, it's Not how this is done!!
but then, this child was born to you -
my daughter had a son
how can this be? a child She is - the one i hold so dear
n yet, now she's a mother to this tiny child here!
dear God - i do not know sometimes, the lessons that you give
but this babe here, my Grandson, now
gives me reason to live
317
u/JustATac0
i had to come here first, to make sure it's ok for you
for i am Dog - protecting you is what i'm meant to do!
so now that i am here, my friend, i'm waiting by the gate
but take your time
however long it takes
please know
i'll wait . . .
318
u/Amandanotapanda
'we'll take you to the beach today!' i heard the humans say
the memories came pouring back of how we used to play!
the sun warmed sand, the splashing waves, the sounds of children's laughter
a day spent at my favorite beach - my happy ever-after...
n so to lie, n feel the warm - the sand beneath my feet
a swim enjoyed, my fur still wet - my beach dream is complete
so peacefully i'm drifting off to sleep here by the shore
a day i'll hold inside my heart
with you
forever more
❤️
319
u/poisonxcherry
’I love how he looks at his paws, baby's so confused’
i am the cat with much confusion -
What the HECK is this illusion?!
gently leave my pawprints here, 🐾
i step away - they DISAPPEAR !
am so perplex, i check my paws -
have i lost my m u r d e r claws?!
can't understand what i don't see -
has MEOWMORY foam
FORGOTTEN ME ??!
320
u/Bloody-August
’You clearly haven’t unlocked that character yet’
i am the dog you canno see
you need a treat to unlock me!
just take the snack n throw it near
n then you'll see my teeth appear
for now, i am as black as night
but then you'll see my teeth so white
so take a chance, friend - if you dare
there's more than a black hole in there...
321
u/pcmrdefault4
’The one that never left the gate is my spirit animal...’
'the one who never left the gate'
you see, my friends, that's me
cuz i don't Care if i am late
the 'first place' i won't be ...
but i am dog, perhaps am slow
but i'm just glad i'm here
because i love my humans so,
n now i have No fear!
like other dogs, i may not be -
i won't come in 'first place'
but with the love they've given me
i'll Always 'win the race'!
❤️
322
u/LaprasRuler
’Lots of love seems to work! Oh and food, water and exercise I guess.’
i may be old n wearin down,
but once was fastess cat aroun
n so you called me Bullet, friend -
i raced thru life from end to end!
retired now, n Life is Good
cuz you did everything you could
with water, food n exercise
it wasn't hard to realize
that i could last my whole life long
with that
n love
to keep me strong
❤️
323
u/OkieDogDad
’What a great sub! Subscribed! Speed edit: Oh wait yes! [The drawing](https://i.imgur.com/WGQAwtl.png)’
i'm Reba the dog - am so proud of me cuz
i dropped more than half of the weight that i was !
while everything's smaller, it somehow appears
there's one thing that's BIGGER ... n that is my Ears
i'm proud of myself, n my humans are, too
they smile n they say 'OMG - Look at YOU!!'
'we loved you before, but together we tried
to make you a Princess - Now you're Disney-fied!'
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u/dickfromaccounting
’Aww. He has attained great wisdom. He knows who the goodest boi is and it is he.’
i am the dog - so wise i be
i know the Goodest Boy is me!
i have attained the knowledge, wise
n you can see it in my eyes -
'tis better to have tried your best
to please your human: be 'GOODEST'!
n if you are a loving pet,
n hear those words
you won't forget
❤️
325
u/longsanks
’Have you seen a golden? They can eat anything at hyper speed. You need instant reflexes to stop these lovable idiots from killing themselves with food’
i am the dog with heart of gold
oh, how i love the icy cold!
am Much excite, in back of car -
We're HERE! I know just where we are!!
the drive through window, Mickey Ds -
am soon to get just what i please!
oh momma - i canno sit still,
but patient me, n wait i will
then finally - is ICE CREAM CONE!
am Love it! (even more than bone ;)
am gonna chomp n eat it whole -
it freeze my brain,
but Warms my soul
326
u/MaidenChinah
’My cat is the same way. I found her abandoned in the Phoenix desert and she hasn't left my side since... Even greets me louder than my childhood dog used to. She's my baby and I'm her everything.’
oh look - what's that ? Oh, nothing ? . . . i just thought i saw a fly...
oh, hey - i didn't see you there . . . were you just walking by ?
for i am Cat, so independent - Nothing bothers me!!
~~just stay where i can see you, friend - That's where you need to be...~~
327
u/everyfatguyever
’They drool on anyone because they're generally friendly boyes.’
i don know what a camera is - am just a little pup
but Hey! i really like you, fren! you wanna pick me up?!
n what is that you holding??! maybe treat, or toy for me?!
i gotta get my drool on it - C'mon, fren, lemme See!!
328
u/Bazzabond
’Black cat and a white dress... brave woman.’
i am the cat n this my girl -
my very Favrit in the worl
she looking Extra pretty here,
(but why she is, am not quite clear...)
n as she stroke my blackest fur,
so Much i wanna shred on her...
them little flowers in her hair,
the pearls round her neck she wear
n, Oh - this poofy, lacy dress !
i canno Wait
to make a mess . . .
329
u/ducklady92
’...*the slightest movement solicited a very indignant (yet sleepy) meow of protest’
now i lay me down to sleep,
this how i let my human keep
me safe n snug all thru the night,
(i taught her how to hold me right ;)
n if she try 'n make a move,
indignant meow of protest prove
that I control us both, it seems
n it is ME of whom she dreams
........................................................
edit:'
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’Thanks for this, gave me a much needed chuckle! I love how she *suddenly* notices this "foreign object" 😊’
so curious - your hand i see
ahh, human gonna play with me?!
i do a grab, a little taste
let no good human go to waste!
....what's this?! a foreign object spy!
must try 'n GRAB -
i gonna
T
R
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u/mentalmonster
i am the cat . . . no body cares
so lonely, here - i sits n stares
the kit gets more attention, see,
n No one even looks for me
i watch you playing on the bed
n wish that it was me instead
am plot revenge - just wait, you'll see
you'll blame the kit
( not know it's me . . . ;)
332
u/MyNameGifOreilly
’when I see something like this, as small as it may seem, it makes me happy . . . people are connecting and being humane’
been sitting here in traffic, stuck forEver in this place
but thru the rain n misery, i've watched your happy face
hanging from a window, in the line there, up above
looking out at Everyone, n sharing all that LOVE!
i'm getting out - i don't care, i'm not moving anyway
i gotta let this GOOD BOYE know that He has made my day!
n suddenly i find i can approach a stranger's car
n tell this Lovely friend inside
How BREATHTAKING You are!!
333
u/ryan0585
somehow i feel that something's strange -
the seasons of my life bring change
once found myself in cold dark place,
no happiness upon my face
alone, abandon, lost a paw
oh, so much fear n sadness saw
but frens now call me 'Winter', see -
i can't beLieve how they LOVE me!
they giving me a brand new start,
as i leave pawprints on their heart
no matter spring, or summer, fall -
they love This 'Winter' best of all!
edit:🐾
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u/GhostalMedia
oh G0D - you got a RUG for me!!?
hey, Now the floor's not slippery!
i take a sniff ~ i do a spin
am Lovin this new room i'm in!
my paws no slide across the floor
i'm holding on ~ i spin some more
n now i got E N T I R E Room !
a dream come true ~ i gonna zoom!!
335
’He's been training with the cat.’
hey dog, i'll show you what to do:
just first stick your big dog head thru...
that's right - c'mon, now - you can fit
...Yeah, Trust me friend - believe in it!
(this dog so dumb - he has no luck
jes watch n see, n he'll get stuck! . . . )
( . . . oh, Crap - he's THRU! he's on MY SIDE!
i'm OUTTA Here! i gotta HIDE!!)
336
u/elenadearest
’Oh my! She got the very good stuff. So cute. My dog once spent the night in my SUV after visiting the vet, and getting the good stuff. This was because he could not, for the life of him, remember how to get out of the vehicle. I stood with the ramp hooked up, calling his name, and offering his favorite treats. He just slowly turned his head to look at me, with vacant eyes, like "huh"? He weighed 110 lbs, so I could not get him out by myself (hubby was out of town). Note: The weather was in the sixties, I parked the car in the garage, seats folded down, with blankets and water. I left the door to the house open, slept on the couch near that door, and checked on him every few hours.’
remember when we got home from the vet that time, dear mom?
n you did Everything you could to keep me nice n calm
i didn't even know if i could walk across the floor,
you made the car all comfy, n you slept right by the door....
you humans always say 'We don't deserve dogs' - well, you do!
(sometimes we think it's us who don't deserve you good friends, too)
we don't have words to tell you, doesn't matter, anyway
i love you, my dear 'human mom' -
much More than words can say
337
u/Adib317
’Pet him... PET HIM NOW!’
pssst! i'm down here,
did you forget ?
please, hooman -
can i have a pet?
not much i need -
am just a pup
i try so hard
to look waaaay up
n when i see
your face above -
don't ask for much,
how 'bout
some love ?
338
u/lon3volf
as i lay me down to sleep,
my paws out straight i try 'n keep
am tiny pup, so smoln cute
i learn from mom to do the sploot
am dreaming that i fly above
look down on world with puppy love
belly flat upon the floor,
as me n mom ~ in dreams we soar
339
u/GracieDolan99
’the wholesomeness of this video consumes me’
oh, Look - the camera's on us! C'mon, dad - how bout a kiss?!
oh, Yeah jes let me get in close - hold Still! don't wanna miss!!
hey, LOOK!! we on the JUMBOTRON! Now Everyone can see
that i'm your FAVORITE GIRL!!
hey, mom - you watchin on tv??!!
340
u/Fishmike52
i am the dog - am lurking by the couch here, so discreet
am hoping for a snack to fall, or maybe get a treat
when suddenly, the popcorn spy! no need to ask: 'for ME??
i better snatch it quickly, 'case it's not suppose to be.....
341
u/medicmachinist38
’He’s happy and comfortable. Been straying a bit from his usual diet to give him some human food that he loves. Bacon day is especially exciting for him 😁’
i am the dog - so Happy me!
am just as derpy as can be :@p
my human giving Extra treats -
he knows just what i Loves to eats
from boring food, i done a stray
but How i LOVE the B A C O N DAY!
i smell delicious in the pan,
am be as patient as i can!
aroma wafting from above -
is Human food
n smells like love
342
u/HaseebM1
’The word "excited" doesn't even begin to cover it!💕’
...hey, HEY! what's THIS??! I KNOW THAT SMELL -
oh G0D - it's YOU, Dad! WHAT THE HELL??!
Just Where the HECKIN HECK you BEEN?!
Move Over, Dad - i'm COMIN' IN!!
am So EXCITE to see you here
i only wanna have you near!
i gonna rub your smell on me!!
(n yeah, i'll probly leak some pee....)
343
u/TeisTom
’Yeah, that's a golden alright. Got about as dirty as possible, and happy as a clam about it!’
i am the dog who Loves the wet - a little puddle spied
i know my momma said 'Stay Out of it!' ( dear mom, i tried....)
but, oh that puddle got so HUGE!! it musta been a flood
while i still have a heart of Gold -
for now,
my name
is Mud
344
u/mayaxs
now i lay me down to sleep,
this cat friend here i gonna keep
massaging me the very best,
she helping me to get some rest
for i am old, my bones they ache
is getting hard to stay awake . . .
i pray she kneads me all night thru
don't leave me, cat -
i need you, too
345
u/Th3elephant
’The other dog is just happy to be alive’
just hold me in your arms like this, forever n a day
cuz being right here with you, friend, is where i wanna stay!
just tell me one more time how i'm your very Favrit pup . . .
...it's My turn soon, there, little bro - Your time is almost up !
346
u/OffbeatTiding
’Soo awkward and a little scary. I’m giggling like a crazy person over this.,.’
i am the dog - what have i done ?
this sleepover's an awkward one....
my fren said it would be ok
if i could spend the night n play
but now am scared - am no way calm
cuz he forgot to ask his mom!!
i wish that i was home instead
what's worse -
i think
i wet the bed. . .
347
u/ImakebetterNoodles
’You mean waiting for the amazon prime box that the cat tree comes in.’
i am the kit n here i wait -
delivery man - Please don't be late!
there's something special just for me -
mom ordered me a BIG CAT TREE!
am staring out at sky above,
my kitten heart so full of love
my tree will be a dream come true -
i get the Box it comes in, too!!
348
u/reapsnek
’Oh god he TOTALLY knows it Plz tell him he is handsome again from me’
...what's that you say? i'm handsome?! well, that's right - i kinda know
i mean, i heard it Many times - i guess it's really so
but that's ok, i Love it when you say it to me, fren!
n if you want, it would be fine
to say it
once again....
;@)
349
u/FaceForward1
’Cat dads is best dads’
meow i lay me down to sleep,
my dad i gonna always keep
allow him tuck me in at night
(i taught him how to do it right ;)
am so relaxing on my back
there's nothing in the world i lack
my life is purrfect, so it seems
as i drift off
in kitten dreams
350
u/PaperTronics
he was a boy
BEST in the worl -
can i make it any more obvious?
he was a pup
he loved to play -
what more can i say?
he loved to skate
he did so well
(secretly he knew He did swell...)
but all of his friends
stuck up their nose
had a problem with the way he goes -
he was a skater boy
said, "see you later, boys"!
he wasn't like the other dogs
now he's a SUPERSTAR
riding his skateboard far!
they couldn't see what he was worth....
351
u/fortheloveofsass
’Hattie is a 43 year old donkey. She doesn’t have many teeth left and that’s why she eats soaked food. She eats about 3 to 4 meals a day. Lately she hasn’t been too interested in the meals but we found out that she only needs some support and encouragement to eat. This has helped. She is wearing a Fly Mask. The fly mask keeps the flies out of her eyes. It does not hurt and she can see clearly through it.’
when i am old, n turning grey
i may need help to eat someday...
someone patient, caring, kind
to hold my food, n doesn't mind
to get alittle sloppy, too -
dear friend - i'm Lucky to have You!
someone who will PROTEC my eyes
(n keep away those HECKIN flies!)
the sights, the smells, the flavor, sounds -
All feelings that true love surrounds
i hear your voice - i love the laughter!
you give me
Happy
Ever
After
352
u/kevinowdziej
’And I didn't know you're not supposed to lick during staring contests. That has probably given me the advantage a lot of times.’
i am the dog n this my guy
don't stare me down - don't even try!
cuz you will lose! i have a trick:
i get up close - your nose i lick
then every time, you gonna flinch
i am the CHAMP -
to Win's a cinch
;@P
353
u/batterybrad
’[removed]’
they say 'dogs look like their owners' - well, i don't know if that's true
but if it is, my human friend, i wanna look like you!
cuz you looked past my dopey boxer face, n all you see
the goodness here inside my heart, like what you've done for me
you found a place inside your home, to help give me new start
but Most of all, my new 'Best Friend'
you found room
in your heart
354
u/-EG-
’I shall allow you to gaze upon me. Gaze, gaze to your heart's content. Take your time, I know it's a lot to take in.’
i am the dog
n that's my face
upon the lowly
tire it grace
i shall allow
your feeble gaze
in no way shall
it ever faze
my majesty
within these seats
all bow, n bring
the royal treats
355
u/karmaboy20
’I'm confused. Holding that pupper IS work! Absolutely critical!’
dear friend, i think when you applied
they asked what you would do
if ever any pupper tried
to get some love from you
cuz we live in the shelter here -
too often feel alone
n all we want's a human near
(we'd Love one of our own...)
so if you'll hold me on your lap
for just alittle while
it sure would make me very hap
n make my dog heart
smile
356
u/TeisTom
’His eyes seemingly widening as gravity kicks in are wonderful.’
i am the pup
the treat i see
am jumping up
excitedly!
am gonna take
it from you now -
a Big mistake -
i missed, somehow
won't take my eyes
off of the treat!
but, realize
this
is
defeat
:@(
357
u/Master1718
now i lay me down to sleep
this boy, right here, i gonna keep
so safe n warm - am do PROTEC
n love my human bro like heck
together Much adventures share
i'd go with this boy Anywhere!
now as we sleep, all's well, it seems
we drift off in
together dreams
358
u/iemasandwich
i have to learn all over how to use my legs once more,
am getting all the help i need, with friends here on the floor
each day we do a little more, n slowly i progress
n as i learn to walk again, i feel such happiness!
so gently, with the humans help, my paws do tippy-taps
before you know it - looka me! i'm ready to run laps!
i canno thank these friends enough, for giving me new start
but one thing that i left behind -
my pawprints
on their heart
359
u/biinkii
uh-oh . . . i mighta done a bad
my momma do a cry....
i donno like to see her sad
am gonna wonder why....
ok, so we were playin, n
i mighta bit her nose....
i think she started whining then -
is My fault, i suppose...
ok - i am so sorry, mom
i willno more do bite
i try 'n play real nice n calm,
....is licking still all right ?
360
u/luckbealady92
’/r/AnimalsBeingDerps’
i am the cat - so derpy me
am try 'n catch the drops i see
i stick my head beneath the wet,
n then a little shower get
then off my paws i try'n lick
(it disappear so very quick!)
is strangest thing i ever saw -
i can't hold water in my paw....
361
u/pantherhawk27263
’My sister is overseas at the moment. Our lab always checks the passenger seat first when a car pulls into the driveway. :(’
every time the car pulls in, i run to check the seat
there's somebody who's missing here - our family's not complete
but i know she'll return one day, she Promised me she would
n while she's gone, please tell her, mom, that i've been awfully good....
it isn't easy missing her - i watch for her each day
my heart it aches alittle more each minute she's away....
my tail is gonna wag So hard! i gonna lick her, too
when she returns!
i wonder, sometimes -
...does she miss me, too ?
362
u/Master1718
’Dog found himself a down comforter.’
everyone should have a friend
for comfort when they're down
someone who loves you, without end -
you love when they're around!
they'll carry you upon their back -
support you, always will!
(n if it's ever funds you lack . . . . .
they'll put it on Their bill ;)
edit:thanks u/Writing_Rocks
363
u/Scrambler8657
’Best buds when the night is chill!!’
now we laying down to sleep,
in daytime - spat, we will
but now, so snug, each other keep -
best buds when night is chill
364
u/secretsyu
’He's doing his best.’
i am the pup - am do PROTEC
i love this human boy like heck
i Always do the BEST i can -
am GUARD DOG for my little man!
n as he laying down to sleep,
my tongue in mouth i canno keep
(ready soon to lick my fren
as soon as he wakes up again...)
;@p
365
u/aaronr93
’What a pitiful angel! My golden pouts when I get ready for work in the mornings.’
....so here we go - i know routine
is not the first that i have seen
you busy packin all your stuff,
is sad for me - goodbyes are tough
no food of mine, or leash in sight,
means i stay here... but that's all right
i know i may not go along,
but for my human I stay Strong!
but she'll return, n when she does
she'll know how much i missed her, cuz
i won't let her out of my sight!
i am the dog . . .
...i'llbeallright
366
u/to_the_tenth_power
’I feel for that baby but I also laughed out loud at those eyes.’
dear fren, you know not what you do -
..... you realize, i can See you ?
n as you having fits of laughter,
wait til you see what comes after
take a pic, go on then - fine
just be prepared. . .
Revenge is mine . . .
cuz when this bag comes off my head,
forget the bag -
is You i'll shred!
367
u/new-2this
’Nothing like a well mannered puppers!❤️’
i will show you what to do - your manners you will learn
this is where we wait for mom - is how her love we earn
the momma needs her beauty sleep, no place for little pups
believe me, tho - she loves us so - just do not wake her up!
but when she comes out thru that door, is time to do the greet
she happy, then, to see us, n she gives us love so sweet!
just one thing more - you'll be EXCITE - but Please try Very hard:
don't tinkle on the carpet! you must go out in the yard!
368
u/to_the_tenth_power
your gentle hand upon my head,
the way you pet like this
there's Nothing i would like instead -
the feeling of pure bliss
for i am Dog, misunderstood
i try n do my best...
my friend, you make me feel So good
n with you
i am blessed
369
u/_NITRISS_
i am the dog who canno hide
the feelings this kit give inside
upon my head she giving licks,
beguiling with her feline tricks
am so enchant - is hard to tell
upon me did she cast a spell?
my wagging tail an indicator -
pure content!
....i'll chase her later
370
oh, hey dog - what, you want a taste?
alright then - here ya go
i don't let Any go to waste
it don't taste bad, you know...
i trained you well - good friend you make -
you dogs polite like that....
i Never ask - i only Take
cuz I'm in charge -
i'm Cat
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’When the cats take over he will be the last one alive’
i am the cat
lives on the street,
i have a fren
who keeps me neat
don have no coin
to pay for groom,
but everyday
he gives me broom
it is my choice
to have this done -
i will allow
(...it's kinda fun ;)
when he comes by
i lay in street
this fren has swept
me off my feet!
edit: ❤️
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u/koalakokaine
i am the cat n here i lay
upon the roof in heat of day
stretched out in sun, without a care,
am contemplate which life to spare
the little bird i see fly by?
perhaps that mouse - or should he d!e ?
no worries me, nor fret i will
so, as for now,
it's Time i'll k!ll . . . . .
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u/TehDutchSpartan
’Animals being bros :)’
oh, hey dog - what, you want a taste?
alright then - here ya go
i don't let Any go to waste.....
i'll give you One, my bro
i trained you well - good friend you make -
you dogs polite like that....
i Never ask - i only Take
cuz I'm in charge -
i'm Cat
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u/EvaYazbek
’His food so good he gotta twerk it out’
i found a way to eat real fast-
it always seem to work
while mouth is gobbling, it's a Blast -
my rear end do the twerk!
i Love my food, am Much excite
to eat it every day
while front end every morsel bite
my back end wants to play!
n so, when it is time to eat
i love to get the chance
cuz nomming gives me happy feet
i do my PUPPY DANCE !
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u/TehDutchSpartan
’[removed]’
i thank you for your thought, kind sir
but there's a 'prize' i'd much prefer:
while True, i'm acting peacefully
please vote a PulletSurprise for me ;)
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u/slaeit
'scuze me, fren - i'm Starving here
can i jes have a crumb ?
i'm Sure my feeding time is near
so can i please have some?
your breakfast smells so tasty there,
am look at you above
you'd share it, if you really care
i'm Hungry
for your love
❤️
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u/sixxfeetvunder
’This is the dog that shows people the way to heaven’
look into my eyes, my friend - i'll show you all that's good
'how to get to heaven', if you do the things you should
cuz heaven is a place that you can find inside your mind
if your thoughts are pure, n if you try hard to be kind
for dogs can make you feel that everything will be ok,
they look at you with gratitude in their own simple way
if 'heaven' means to you a feeling deep within your heart
you'll find it, in the loving gaze
that only dogs impart
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u/tgroneck1005
i am the dog n this my boy
we doin walk we both enjoy
am teaching him the leash to hold,
(he very small - not very old)
the dad behind us, keeping up
(oh, i am such a Lucky pup!)
together we all follow mom
we keep the little humans calm
(i'll lick that boo-boo later, too -
right now we got a Walk to do ;)
n then the walk gets Extra fun -
my boy, he turns it into RUN!!
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u/EvaYazbek
’Love this one! (Edit - But a shame the circumstances are so dark after reading other posts).’
oh my, just read about it - so sorry for this little guy
....turns out that i need special care,
am lucky i have humans there
to give me all the love i need
n watch me, careful, as i feed
they tryin just the best they can
to keep me healthy little man
with all the love that they impart,
i'm 'dancing' in my puppy heart
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u/nocinnamonplease
’Disclaimer: the woman in the video is *not* me, I wish I was doing what she does though. All the hand claps are for her!’
i am the kit so verysmol
i canno barely breathe at all
am i 'mistake' ? not meant to live?!
then human fren - new life she give
i feel the comfort of her touch,
a breath of life i need so much!
then placed with sibling kits once more
. . . i think my life's
worth living for
❤️
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u/mossberg91
’At first I thought, that’s not Simba, that’s Bagheera. Then they showed Simba...yeah first one probably was Bagheera.’
we cat frens on the playground here,
i'm Simba - that's my fren Bagheer
we play together all the time,
Bagheera - he's the best at climb
he say 'c'mon! let's race, my fren!'
but then - he Always WINS again
he Always does AMAZING feats!
(...i really think Bagheera cheats)
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u/wood-garden
’This is from an [article](https://people.com/pets/service-dogs-sit-performance-billy-elliot/) in today's People magazine -- the dogs are waiting in their seats while they watch a production of *Billy Elliot* at the Stratford Festival in Southern Ontario last week. >It’s important to prepare the dogs for any activity the handler may like to attend,” Laura Mackenzie, owner and head trainer with K-9 Country Inn Working Service Dogs, told CBC radio. > >The theatre gives us the opportunity to expose the dogs to different stimuli such as lights, loud noises and movement of varying degrees. The dogs must remain relaxed in tight quarters for an extended period of time. > >According to *CBC*, these dogs have to help their handlers navigate anything an average attendee would, such as fit into bathrooms, move through tight areas and safely navigate through a crowd.’
we sitting in the theater seats - we gotta learn to be
on Very best behavior when we doin therapy!
we quiet, sitting forward, in these silly human seats
(there really isn't room enough for us to stretch our feets...)
then the lights go down - we watching humans up in front!
(but all we smell is popcorn, cuz that's Really all we want!)
the humans seem to like the show - that's what they came here for
we dogs have been so patient -
(we just wanna lick the floor!)
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u/jargo1
we sitting in the theater seats - we gotta learn to be
on Very best behavior when we doin therapy!
we quiet, sitting forward, in these silly human seats
(there really isn't room enough for us to stretch our feets...)
then the lights go down - we watching Movie up in front!
(but all we smell is popcorn, cuz that's Really all we want!)
the humans seem to like the show - that's what they came here for
we dogs have been so patient -
(we just wanna lick the floor!)
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u/hdav1023
’"I have been dethroned."’
i am the ~~cat~~ Queen, n as i watch this witless little fool,
concede the throne ? not happening, for i'll Forever rule!
. . . . . they never even asked me if i wanted you or not
they longed to 'help another', so a 'rescue' went n got...
well, listen up there, kiddo - you will learn from what I say
get all that 'stupid' out Right now -
your training starts today . . .
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u/dcduarte
’Wow, that is a lot of self control on that cat.’
i am the kit
this fren is smol -
why should i want
to harm at all ??
so very gent
will no disturb
i take my paw
n pet the birb
have much control
i will no hurt !
~~i eat you later for dessert....~~
edit:you're telling me this gif reversed?
this 'petting session' Fake ? Rehearsed?!
it could be worse - though orchestrated,
at least bird's not
regurgitated. . .
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u/hayirls
i got a Lot to tell you - the adventures i been on
i had to see what was outside the yard, n Far Beyond!
there's a lot that i found out about - was kinda fun to roam...
but one thing that i learned, my friend, there's No place quite like home!
everywhere i went, i found there's lotsa things to do
like climb, n prowl, n hide, n seek - but None as fun as You!
but there is Nowhere out there safe to sleep that's warm n snug
n now that i've returned
what i want Most, friend
is your HUG!!!
edit:boytofriend
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u/ToughPack101
’Toby the 487 years old cat was adopted’
been waiting for years - many hundreds, it seems
until you arrived, human friend of my dreams!
i thought that in all of the lives that i live
there wouldn't be one who would find me to give
the life of a kitten, that i never had
the carefree existence of 'Happy', not sad
but now i have learned that it's never too late
to be Loved by someone
is well worth
the wait
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u/OddlyGruntled
’In some ways the shadow is more realer than the ball.’
i am the dog - the guys play ball,
but they don't notice me at all...
n so i make a shadow game!
(but without frens is not the same...)
who cares - not me! i'm havin fun
i won't complain to Anyone!
then, suddenly - oh, can it be?!
here comes a fren to play with Me!
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u/likhith44
’I’m always amazed when I watch the Alaska shows how the dogs can survive the frigid cold. They leave them out there in doggie houses all winter. The dogs always look happy and healthy. Such a special creature.’
the cold - it doesn't bother me,
outside i am just fine
am living very comfortably
in doggie house of mine
but friend - i don't want you to go!
the feelings you impart
are what i need, despite the snow
to warm my puppy heart
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u/Heymerry2100
’Looks like the ending scene of a movie that I would like.’
n as you watch the credits roll,
let one last image touch your soul . . .
we are the cats - another day
has come n gone, but here we stay
together watch each other's backs
as, silently, we walk the tracks
tonight we sleep - in unknown place
tomorrow....
new adventures face . . . . .
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u/hulsuga
...excuse me, may i bother you?
you know the thing i like to do
there's one place that i like the best
each time i need a little rest
n so i do a gentletap
to ask 'may i sit on your lap'?
there's no place else that keeps me calm -
there's Nothing like
the lap
of mom
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u/nowornevermom
’Hahaha pool crasher! What a cutie.’
oh, Hey! So i was passing by - alittle thirsty, me
when, suddenly, what did i spy ? a water hole, i see!
i leaned my head over the side to take a little sip
so nice n cool - resist, i tried, but then i took a dip....
n oh, my Gosh - it feels so Good! this water's what i Need!
(....i must admit, i really should -
i think i mighta peed . . . . . )
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u/tinytinasmomma
’Eliminations? Like kills?’
i'm Tina, n so proud today -
a Good Report in every way!
my energy is 'off the charts' -
so eager, me, when each day starts
my vibes are Great, i play so well
'eliminated normal' - swell!
today i made a brand new friend -
i didn't want the day to end!
report is Good - i'm Happy pup!
ifitwasbad,i'dchewitup...
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u/dobbyisafreepup
’Dog literally doesn't even care’
i'm little boy, so proud i be -
i'm walking Maggie! looka me!
n soon i'm gonna Chase you, girl -
i'll be your Favrit in the worl
together we'll adventures share
i want you by my side, right there!
i love you so, my little pup
just give me time....
i'm catching up!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
edit:asperjadedcomments:
you're walking - yeah, ok, i see....
now lemme out - i gotta pee
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u/gohdwatch
’Awww it’s you! You’re his favorite view’
relaxing by the setting sun,
am staring at the only one
who gives me rest at end of day -
right here is where i wanna stay!
a slice of heaven, that is you
cuz You, friend, are my favorite view
there's no where else i'd rather be
than here -
my head
upon
your knee
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u/LankSophistication
’Dechonking in progress’
Dechonking in progress - i'm Such a GOOD BOY
am doing the therapy, holding my toy!
a comfort to hold as thru water i tread
(is So proud of me of the pounds that i shed!
had too many snacks - way too much did the begs
now working so hard on my 4 little legs
someday i'll again chase my ball cross the floor -
determined am me to do zoomies once more!
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u/zaksev
’A typical mother-child moment when mom wants her child to go the fuck to sleep so she can have five minutes of peace and quiet and the child is like “Playtime??????????”’
i love you mom - you need to know!
n with my kitten paws i show,
they smol - i can't control them yet,
n in your face they sometimes get....
i love your whiskers! fur, n face!
i Love you, mom, all o'er the place!
please hold me, mom, forEver keep
me n your arms....
JUST GO TO SLEEP!!!
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u/Bragapple
’I don’t believe you, continue.’
i am the bird, so very small
some never hear my song at all
but when it's cold, n air is chill,
you may not hear, but see, you will
my tiny song cuts thru the cold -
it fills your heart,
n warms your soul
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u/milleepthesheep
'...n then she said 'No more for you! You had too much to eat!!'
n all that i was asking for was one more little treat...
she said 'you're leaving footprints Everywhere! you make a mess!!'
don't get me wrong - i Love the mom
but dad -
i love you Best
(don't worry bout it, dog, i understand - just let it be
i really love her, too, you know,
she says the same to me ;)
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